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FalchionDeMaine

Member Since 2021-08-02 -:- Recomendations : 0

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    What's up, I'm Falchion. They/them.

    I write goofy and indulgent porn, but porn you can really get invested in. Character-focused tales of high adventure, slice of life, or whatever I think of next. Typically original fiction, but fan works are not out of the question. Depends on what I get into.

    Managing Expectations:

    I do not have an update schedule. I write longer-form serial novelettes/short-stories and have a pretty extensive editing process. So, it happens when it happens.

    Most chapters will be between 9k and 15k words, so have a snack on hand when you sit down to read. These usually have a broadly self-contained plot, and the serial could potentially continue for a long time. Imagine like a Star Trek episode or a Conan novelette. Each continuity focused on the same characters will be one story. One story might contain the whole gamut of content tags (except minors) and so I'll tag each chapter individually at the top of it so you can give it a skip if something bugs you. Content tags will be added to the content tag section and the top of each chapter as they become relevant. 

    Let's talk about some common themes in my work:

    • Absurd physiology: I have a taste for the absurd in my porn, so that shines through in what I write. Hyper, excessive fluids, physically impossible penetration, pregnancy in anatomically impossible locations.
    • "Sociosexual heirarchy": Dumb psuedosociology. "Alpha males" don't exist in humans, our social system is too complex for that. However, it's fun in porn. Common MC profile in my work is 'guy with supernaturally large penis is really important in some way,' often with some 'other men get really jealous' and 'sexual power overcomes many things'.
    • Blood and gore: Silly, cartoonish gore is probably going to occur in any work of mine that features violence. I make no attempt at realism. Think Fallout's 'Bloody Mess' perk but more gross.

    Current projects:

    • Orbs and Tower:
      • Genre: High fantasy | Adventure
      • Kinks: Absurd physiology, harem
      • Chapters: 1
      • Update Status: Rethinking this one. Chapter 1 was not really up to my standards, and I want to do things right for a long-form serial. The first chapter will probably be updated to the new one when it happens, and then followed by Chapter 2. Don't expect it soon, this kind of thing takes planning.

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