I started writing fanfiction on FanFiction.net as a way to release my pent up emotions. I never would've thought in a million years that people would enjoy my stories and give me advice on how to improve my writing. I hope the same happens on here.

Here is the link to my FanFiction.net profile: https://www.fanfiction.net/~teletubby2015

Wishes are like stars in the sky. They fill the heavens, but so very, very few ever come down to earth. That's what makes them so precious when they do. -Kim Possible from Kim Possible: Lost Souls by:LJ58

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed (and thrown hard enough)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then It hits me.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused

. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Kim asks Shego some gut wrenching questions.

Kim: Do I ever cross your mind?

Shego: No.

Kim: Do you like me?

Shego: Not Really.

Kim: Do you want me?

Shego: No.

Kim: Would you cry if I left?

Shego: No.

Kim: Would you live for me?

Shego: No.

Kim: Would you do anything for me?

Shego: No.

Kim: Choose me, or your life Shego: My life.

Kim walks away, holding back sobs, and Shego runs after her and says... "The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I'd die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." Cute-ness :) Copy and paste on your profile if you are a TRUE KiGo fan.