About me

Where there is a comma after something, and nothings after it, that means I will add more

HAHA!! Heeheeheehee- no word limit.... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... I win.

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My real name is Sarah, but for lack of originality on my mother's part, I have changed it to Soteria, so call me Tory or any nickname actually, I'm not that picky.

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What I Look Like

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Hair: brown/ red/ blonde, although it looks mainly brown. Very curly when wet, I flat iron it so its straight most of the times.

Eyes: (starting from the outside of the iris) a small ring of black, brown stripes, a thin ring of red, more brown, then my pupil. When I get angry, the ring of red spreads through my eye. Yeah- I know.. creepy

Face: I have a very strong jaw line, high cheekbones, almond shaped eyes, a relatively nice nose, full lips, mild acne, I need a few teeth pulled (my mouth is too small and my wisdom teeth came in too early), and ears proportionate to my body.

Body Build: I am about 5' 10" or 11", I have long legs, broad shoulders, I feel I should lose about 10 pounds but I'm cool with keeping it. I am muscular, but am trying to build upper body strength. Don't let me kick someone though...

Skin: I am of mixed race so I am a very creamy color in the winter, and tan very easily. I have freckles every where (and I mean /everywhere/. I took inventory of my freckles on time and was shocked at where I found some of them...)

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My Rules

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1. do not touch my Ashley, BB, or mother

2. do not try to start a fight with me, not that I cant kick ass, but I can spin words faster than a black widow in a tornado, and give u a headache the size of Alaska.

3. touch any people stated in rule 1, or any of my family, u die. (not just a funny threat ppl, I seriously will fucking kill anyone who touches my loved ones)

4. please don't lie to me, its bad for your health

5. DO NOT try to take food from me- u will start missing appendages

6. 'make me' is the worst thing you can say to me

7. do not stalk, harass, mess with, annoy, pester, follow, chase, poke, tickle (not that I'm tickle-ish.. it sucks trust me), pull, push, trip, shove, or yell at me if you want your jaw to say in one piece

8. don't argue with me, even if I'm wrong,

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My Personality

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Obey my rules and I'm very laid back and mellow. Somehow I am very hyper and bouncy too. I am the kind of person that, while there just going through the day, their mind is 3 feet above their heads, giving them a full view of the world around them, hence giving them a dazed or nonchalant look, as if their bored. I am extremely loyal to my friends and would throw myself in from of a bus to keep them from harm. I don't like lieing so I avoid it as much as possible, because I don't enjoy being lied to I won't do it to anyone else. I love to goof around and have fun. I'm the kind of person who goes by the phrase- its all fun and games til someone gets an eye poked out, then u say 'oh shit', take them to the hospital and get them cleaned up, then say 'lets do it again, but this time with goggles'. I like making my own mistakes, but will learn form others' too. Hardly anything can embarrass me or make me shy and I haven't blushed since I was 11. I have a stoic, icy demeanor that scares many people away, but I will say in my defense that its only because I was in Navy and Army JROTC for most of my high school experience. ,

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My Hobbies

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-JROTC drill and ceremony

-JROTC unarmed drill

-reading

-writing

-singing

-dancing

-beating on my sisters

-sleeping

-eating

-cooking

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Physical Activities That I Enjoy

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-rock climbing

-swimming

-football

-baseball (softball is just not for me- I cant see underhanded pitches)

-martial arts

-beating on my sisters

-running from my mom after beating on my sisters

-paintball

-laser tag

-ice skating

-roller blading

-tennis (I love tennis)

-snow boarding

-horse riding

-ping pong

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My Favorites

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Color: green, orange, and purple

Food: hmmm hard one... well as long as it doesn't have onions, spinach, tomatoes (uncooked ones anyway), raw celery, squash.. well most gourdes anyway (i.e. squash, pumpkin- pie doesn't count on the latter), raw fish I will not eat. As long as my food doesn't try to bite me back I'm pretty good on food, but my fav would have to be pastas.

Animal: Shark, a Tiger Shark to be precise

Books: Harry Potter (series), Lord of the Rings (series), Twilight Saga (I was a fan way before they became popular so no rolling of the eyes), Study (series), Leven Thumps Adventures in Foo (series), Brotherhood of Blood (series), Dark-Hunters (really good series), Inheritance Series (eragon and others), Master Series (master of dragons, master of swords), Island of the Blue Dolphins,

Genre: smutty romances, action, suspence, sci-fi, fantasy, fictional histories (like taking real history and making it fictional),

Greeting: *grunt*, hey, hiya, what's up?, ne, hi, *nods head*,

Farewell: ok, love u now, buh bye!, rest on the wings of the moon's light, bye, see ya, hasta, hasta la pasta, hasta la bye bye, later.

Music: hip hop, punk, metal, rap, rock, r and b, folk, instrumental irish, (I listen to everything. And I mean /everything/- from hip hop and rap, to opera, to funk and jazz, to country- so this one is hard)

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Things I Can't Stand

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-know it alls

-wanna be's

-pens that don't work when you need them the most

-pencils that break all the time

-erasers that smear

-unjust-ness

-whining

-blaming others for whatever is going wrong in life

-having a little bit of milk in the gallon and opening the new one instead of finishing the old one

-milk in the bottom of my cup

-cheating

-lieing

-periods (not the punctuation mark either)

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Phobias

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-worms

-needles

-seatbelts that lock on me

-cages

-being picked up

-walking under a bridge while a train is on it

-I cant leave my neck exposed while I'm laying down, I have no idea why though..

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Things I Like

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-being left alone

-the smell of fresh air right after it rains

-the feel of the wind through my hair as I hang my head out of the window of a car

-the adrenaline rush when riding a motorcycle

-the serenity of a Thomas kinkade painting

-the challenge of dong a 3-d puzzle

-the look on someone's face when I do something absolutely stupid

-the taste of fruit punch Gatorade when I'm really thirsty

-people's reaction to my phrase 'cool beans'

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My Quirks

-OCD

-chronic lazyness

-obsessive anime love

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My Talents

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-I can sing really well

-I'm a natural at ping pong

-computers and me just click

-cars never stay broken around me

-I dance like there's no tomorrow

Ok these are the weird ones so don't laugh

-I can jinx ppl

-I can see the future- sometimes, its not by choice or anything

-I can taste ppl's souls (I'm not gunna explain that one)

-I give ppl pieces of their souls back (my Ashley takes souls from ppl who don't deserve them, but its just pieces, that's why theres no touching her, she's my other half, seriously)

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I'll probably come up with more later so I'll let everyone know when I do.

Thanks to Just-Krissy for giving me this idea. I wish I had though of it lol. Ur such a talented writer and ur a genious.

If there's anything anyone wants to know, if its not too personal, just message me.