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That_One_Pervert

Member Since 2012-08-06 -:- Recomendations : 0

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    I'm That One Pervert. You might have seen some of my unregistered reviews for lemon stories under the name, That One Guy. Well, I was gonna have that as my pen name, but some ASSHOLE already took it. But I digress, this accounts only purpose is to review lemon stories, so I guess That One Pervert is a name that suits.

    As I said above, this account is made solely for me to favorite and review lemon stories. If I like it, I will say so. If I don't, I will also say so. I will not flame or insult you, but I will be brutally honest, and sometimes the truth hurts. As a forewarning, I am very picky, so only a good lemon will satisfy me. No, not that way. Okay maybe that way too, but that's not what I meant. I don't look for lemons that just jump right into the sex, I enjoy a good build-up and story behind it. I think that makes a lemon even sweeter. I also like the actual sex scenes to be as descriptive as possible. Make me feel like I'm in the room watching them, like the one pervert I am.

    If you're an author with only one lemon story and has no intention of making another, then I will favorite your story. If you are an author who makes lemons all the time and I enjoy most if not all of them, then I will subscribe to you. I will also make the occasional requests if I think you are well suited to make the storyline I am requesting. Now I am not a shy individual, if you wish to say something to me then please, message me. I welcome anything somebody has to say to me about my reviews, whether it is another reviewer, a fan of the story/author I reviewed, or if you're the author yourself. However, I forewarn you- I am a sick, twisted individual with sexual desires most people find disgusting. No, not something like 2 Girls 1 Cup, that was just gross... But things like incest, rape, etc. (I don't condone actual... well, any of these) so don't come here and judge me if you were reading the exact same thing I was, cause as far as I'm concerned you're the same as me for reading it to begin with. Anybody who does judge me will be ignored and blocked without a whisper of a reply from me. Now I'm not a bad person, I'm just vocal about what it is that I want. Basically, I speak my mind. If any of you spoke your mind, you'd probably be just like me.

    Now as for lemons on my part, I should tell you that I have absolutely no intention of ever writing one FanFic, lemon or no. I don't really have that much faith in myself as a writer, even though I am a writing critic. So if you're coming onto my page looking for a lemon story posted by me, don't bother, cause it won't happen.


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