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tHe.DaRkEnEd.HaTrEd.Of.LoVe

Member Since 2012-06-29 -:- Recomendations : 0

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    HI! I'm Tiffany! If someone's a good writer i tell them. Um...so I'm not really going to write stories, I'm just here to read. I'm straight. There is no doubt in my mind that I love penis. I really love yaoi. And, I am currently a fag hag. haha. My gay friend is too cute. He also has a crush on my brother. Which is kind of funny because throughout middle school I tried really hard to get my brother gay. I showed him gay porn all the time. (He's only a year younger than me.) It's sad though because I just want my brother to like him back, but it's not happening... :[

    So I've been reading on here for a few years, but I finally decided to make an account because a lot of my favorite authors are migrating to this site. Fanfiction.net is being a doucher right now. :]  

    I guess it should be known that I go through reading cravings, if there is a such thing. Right now I'm into Naruto and Inuyasha at the same time. Though I usually only crave one at a time, I read too fast and no one updates fast enough for me. :P

    So, my favorite authors are definitely Richelle Mead and Christine Feehan. And I'm obsessed with Nicki Minaj. She is so hot. I like all music, and I'm in a Marilyn Monroe phase right now.

    I rarely log in, so I often don't review. Sorry...lol yeah, if I didn't review your definitely not going to be reading this, but I don't care. Though I read constantly in my spare time...which I have a lot of. My best friend is a busy bee (I hope that didn't sound dumb), so we barely get to see each other. But, we'll go to any lengths to see each other, like she'll spend a week at my house and still I barely see her except at breakfast and at night when she gets off work.

    If you think I will enjoy your story, go ahead and advertise to me, lol. I often find myself hating angsty stories and freaking out every time I see the word Tragedy. I also usually don't enjoy too much drama. I love humor. I don't read anything but romance.

     

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    Did you hear the one about me tryin to die?
    Fist in the air
    And a finger to the sky.
    Do i care if you hate me?
    Do you wanna know the truth?
    C'est la vie, adios, good riddance, fuck you!

    "No offense" means "I'm about to insult, but don't get mad."

    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation?

    "Every picture of you is when you were younger" -Mitch Hedberg, best stand-up comedian of all time. R.I.P.

    Check him out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xaj2fC1jI&feature=related

     


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