k, just so everyone knows, I do take suggestions for new stories and how to make stories better. I can be very flexible with what I write. I am exploring new stories and looking in new subjects so just check out my favorites.

EK219

1. If you are here to complain about a comment I made about you story, in particular a bad story, and you are sending a private message that is laced with derogatory references toward myself, you are complaining that your story is perfect and that I am short sighted, or if you are sending me a message threatening to physically harm myself or my family, then you do not realize that by commenting on your work, even if it is bad, that I am actually helping you because your story has potential and you need to realize that I wouldn't make a comment on a hopeless story, you insufferable know-it-all.

2. If you are here to give suggestions for new stories or for my stories that are not up to par, then I will be more than happy to accommodate.

Story Updates:

The Legacy of Uzugakure: After reading more Naruto, I have realized that continuing this story may be folly. Whether I am going to delete it or not, that is my prerogative.

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Six Paths: This story will be continued, that is for certain. However, updates will NOT be regular. Do not ask me when they are for even I don't know.

The Tempest: This story is definitely something that I may want to continue in the future, so folks there may be an update soon.

Naruto of Mahora: I kind of pulled this one out of my ass, so bear with me. I might redo the first chapter.

Mobile Suit Gundam SEED: Task Force 141: This is my Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2/ Gundam SEED x-over! It will also be updated whenever I can. That is usually when I get the energy to write it up.

Coming Soon:

I have some ideas for stories, but I need to look over the ideas first. Just Author Alert me so you can get in on any of the new stories I might upload soon. Enjoi!

The WTF/Whatever Section of my profile:

Ok. We all are thinking this question if you are a Naruto fan. WTF is Kishimoto doing?! I mean, congrats to everyone who guessed that there was a fusion of all the tailed beasts called the Juubi, but, this is starting to get ridiculous. Can someone just bash him on the head and tell him to get his head straight? I mean this is really starting to get on my last nerve. MAKE THE DAMN BOY HOKAGE ALREADY AND KILL MADARA FOR BEING A DUNDERHEAD!! Damn these people are stupid.

Krazy Quotes:

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."-Gandalf

"Huh?"- George W. Bush

"Taco's rule!"-George W. Bush

"You can't change the cards you're dealt, just how you play the hand."- Randy Pausch

"Fuck You."- Dick Cheney

"I believe in what I believe in."- George W. Bush -WTF?!

"When the people reject someone's every existence and then look at that person, their eyes become cold, cold as an ice storm in the deepest winter."-Hiruzen Sarutobi, Sandaime Hokage

"You miss 100 of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky

"The wise man does once what the fool does finally." - Niccolo Machiavelli

"The people of this clan are all the same. You focus on the trivial, and lose sight of what's most important. Change is impossible, in this fog of ignorance. How can we evolve when regulation is all we know?"- Itachi Uchiha

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" - Itachi Uchiha

"The pain of being alone...is not an easy one to bear..why is it...that I can understand your pain? But...I already have many people who are important to me now...and I can't let you hurt any of them...even if I have to kill you!" - Naruto Uzumaki

"They saved me from the hell of being alone...they acknowledged my existense...that's why they're so important to me..." - Naruto Uzumaki

"I'm not a pervert ... I'm a super pervert!" - Jiraiya

"Peace... Justice... Screw you... you're insane! What about my master?! My sensei!! My friends!! My home?! After everything you've done, you still act like it's for peace?" - Naruto Uzumaki

"If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death! If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death! If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death! If my eyes get ripped off, I'll just curse him to death!" -Naruto Uzumaki

"When people get hurt, they learn to hate... when people hurt others, they become hated and racked with guilt. but knowing that pain allows people to be kind. Pain allows people to grow... and how you grow is up to you." - Jiraiya

"Flooded with anger, I cry tears of blood! The hermit of the legendary sennin! The toad demon of the mysterious Myoboku Montain! The great Jiraiyaaaaaah!" -Jiraiya

"We're both of the same breed, after all ... motives for war are of no concern. Religion, Ideology, Resources, Land, Grudges, Love, or 'A whim ...' No matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start a war." - Nagato

"War brings death.. And wounds and pain to both sides. There's nothing harder to accept than the deaths of those you love.. So you believe they could never die.. Especially those who haven't known war.. Like your generation. Dying like trash.. Never ending hatred.. Pain that never heals. That.. is war. Naruto.. This is what you must face. The book.. And you.. It's like someone set this all up. Or maybe.. This is the Hand of the real God." - Nagato

"That was the turning point. Since that day, I've lived a lie: The lie of living. My name, too, was a lie. My personal history, a lie. Nothing but lies. I was sick to death of a world that couldn't be changed. But even in my lies, I refused to give up in despair. But now, this incredible power, it's mine. Well, then..." - Lelouch Vi Britannia

"So, are we having a bad day?! Looks like you missed a chance to go to heaven, Private Kururugi." - Lloyd Asplund

"Even messiahs need to perform miracles if they are to be acknowledged. Therefore, we have to produce our own miracle, don't we?" - Lelouch Vi Britannia

"The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginning-less time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light." - A Giant Lion Turtle from Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Prepare yourselves, the bells have tolled! Shelter your weak, your young and your old! Each of you shall pay the final sum! Cry for mercy; the reckoning has come!" - Shade of the Headless Horseman, World of Warcraft

"What is the Power of the King compared to the Power of a God?"- Naruto Uzumaki (EternalKnight219)

"Life is like a stream. You start out in a small spring and end in a large ocean."- EternalKnight219

"FOR ME TO POOP ON!"- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

"Live well. It is the greatest revenge."- The Talmud

"For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie."- The Talmud

"I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. I've seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [points to Balian's head] and here [points to Balian's heart] and what you decide to do every day will make you a good man...or not."- Hospitaller from Kingdom of Heaven

"Peace is a transient thing. It is never permanent, although it can last for a long time. But, even with all of that, it is still something worth fighting for." - Lelouch vi Britannia (EternalKnight219)

"Everyone lies." - Gregory House, M.D.

"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." - Sabbah

"Men plan and God laughs." - Old Yiddish Proverb

"When you've got it, flaunt it." - Max Bialystock

"God is dead." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead."- God

"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."- Gandhi

"There was a Starbucks across from a Starbucks. And that my friends is the end of the universe."- Lewis Black

"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen."- A Pimp Named Slickback

"It doesn't take the most powerful nations on Earth to create the next global conflict. Just the will of a single man." - Vladimir Makarov

Epic Music:

(This is not in any particular order.)

Escape- Craig Armstrong

Unstoppable- E.S. Posthumus

Nara- E.S. Posthumus

Kouen (Crimson Flames)- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)

Kakuzu- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)

Himoji- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)

Yogensha- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)

Hidan- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)

Girei- Takanashi Yasuharu (Naruto Shippuden OST2)

Fate of the World- Immediate Music

Lacrimosa Dominae- Immediate Music

Requiem for a Tower- TBD

Carmina Burana: I. O Fortuna- Carl Orff

The Battle- Hans Zimmer (Gladiator OST)

Walls Breached- Harry Gregson Williams (Kingdom of Heaven OST)

The Uruk-hai- Howard Shore (LOTR: The Two Towers OST)

More will be added. PM's of songs would be appreciated.

Oh and by the way, go on www.collegehumor.com and look up the Phantom of the Office. I assure you that you will be well enough entertained.