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BitchGoddess

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Hello everyone, here's some random shit about me. Read or don't, doesn't really matter to me. Me - Name: Sara Aliases: Bitch Goddess, Snickers, Sister Sadist Age: 20 Appearance: About 5'5", light brown with blonde and dark chunks and dark dark brown on bottom. Purple glasses. Average looking. Likes: Writing, reading, clubbing, hunting, 4 wheeling, camping, drooling over hot guys (though I am totally commited to my boyfriend), haunting (working in a haunted house, LOVE YA GUYS, I MISS YOU!!), chillin with friends Dislikes: Drugs, stuck up people, judgmental people, liars/cheaters, being cooped up, flamers/dumb people My Favorites - Movies: Covenant, Harry Potter, Blade trilogy, The Mummy/The Mummy Returns/Scorpion King (the new one sucked...), 8 seconds, Sky High, National Treasure 1 & 2, Dirty Dancing/Dirty Dancing Havana Nights, Horton Hears A Who, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Stand By Me, Lost Boys, The Outsiders, The Prestige, Peter Pan, Coyote Ugly, The Pacifier, The Fast and the Furious/Fast and Furious (don't like the two in between, bleck), Interview with the Vampire/Queen of the Damned, X-Men (all of them, especially Wolverine cuz Taylor Kitsch plays Gambit, DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT!!), Star Trek 2009, Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, Underworld trilogy, Stardust, Waiting, Austin Powers trilogy, Transformers 1 & 2, Ice Age trilogy, Benny and Joon, Pirate of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Dark Knight, Devils Rejects (but NOT House of 1000 Corpses), Dead Poets Society, August Rush, Dear Frankie, 300, Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, American History x, Incredibly Hulk (the one with Edward Norton), Red Dragon, Aladdin, Hercules (not the disney one), Finding Neverland, The Cure, Grind, The Proposal, The Ugly Truth, The Time Traveler's Wife, PS I Love You. Just to name a few. Basically I like fantasy and sick humor with some random others mixed in. Oh and I love disney movies. TV Shows: House, CSI and CSI: NY, Law and Order: SVU, Degrassi the Next Generation, Two and a Half Men, Mythbusters, Monsters Inside Me, Will & Grace, MonsterQuest, Yes, Dear, Still Standing, Family Guy, Roseanne, Buffy the Vamprie Slayer, Xena, Original Star Trek, Lost Tapes, Reba, Pawn Stars, It's Me or the Dog (I just got a new puppy and that show gives awesome tips) and I love stand up comedy Actors, Actresses, and Directors: Johnny Depp (not because he is hott, because he is an amazing actor), Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Stuart Townsend, Will Smith, Michael Caine, Sean Connery, Michael Meyers, Edward Norton, David Wenham, Ewan McGregor, Gerard Butler, John Leguizamo (sp?), Christian Slater, Vince Veleuf, Freddie Highmore, Johnathan Rhys Meyers, Bruce Willis, Heath Ledger, Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Laurie, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Gary Oldman, David Thewlis, Vin Diesel, Ben Stiller, Sandra Bullock, Wanda Sykes, Jennifer Aniston, Diane Keaton, Diane Lane, Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, Kelly Preston, Mary Stuart Masterson, Helena Bonham Carter, Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron, Cameron Diaz, Gwenyth Paltrow, Tim Burton, Steven Speilburg, Martin Scorsese, Rob Zombie, Wes Craven, John Carpenter Books: Harry Potter series (including Tales of Beetle the Bard), Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum novels, J. R. Ward's Black Dagger Brotherhood series, Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark-Hunter and Dream-Hunter series; Cheyenne McCrey's Magic series, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes Den of Shadows series and Kiesha'Ra series, Twilight saga, Lord of the Rings (including the Hobbit), The Other Bolyen Girl by Philippa Gregory, Meg Cabot's Mediator series, Julie Garwood's The Secret and The Bride, Johanna Lindsey's Savage Thunder, Susan Kearney's The Challenge, The Dare, and The Ultimatum, Bertrice Small's Love Slave. Mostly I'm a romance reader, but I stray from time to time. I have pretty much come to hate all Teen vampire series since Twilight came out, they're all rip offs, not that I'm a huge Twilight fan, but come one people let's have some variety and originality!! Authors: Janet Evanovich, J.R. Ward, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Johanna Lindsey, Julie Garwood, Candace Camp, Allison Brennan, Mary Higgins Clark, Philippa Gregory, Tami Hoag, Susan Kearney, Stephen King, Cheyenne McCrey, J. K. Rowling, J. R. R. Tolkein, Bertrice Small Music: Blake Shelton, Garth Brooks, Carrie Underwood, Phil Vassar, Coheed and Cambira, Atreyu, AC/DC, Rammstein, Marilyn Manson (he was AWESOME in concert!!), Rob Zombie, Collin Raye, Cher, Daft Punk, Korn, Damhnait Doyle, Daughtry, David Cook, Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Trace Adkins, Toby Keith, Linkin Park, Godsmack, Hinder, Nickleback, Kid Rock, Deftones, KidneyThieves, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Phil Collins, Saliva, Rodney Atkins, Seether, Secondhand Serenade, Martina McBride, Gretchen Wilson, She Wants Revenge, E Nomine, Skillet, Sugarland, Montgomery Gentry, System of A Down, Terri Clark, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation, Evanescence, Human Abstract, Celtic Women, Tyler Bates, Danny Elfman, Trailor Choir Quotes: "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." "Be careful about reading health books. You could die of a misprint." "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain "He's tied up at the moment. Double-knotted to a bedpost, not that it's any of your business. Personally, I'd tie the bitch up, muzzle her, and ride her around the room with spurs on, but no one ever asks my opinion, do they? No. What do I know? I'm only omniscent." - Savitar, Dark Side of the Moon "How about I make you...my wee-otch." - Chase, the Covenant "Unlike most vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina...moving on." "Well, we were gonna go with Carebears, but uh, that was taken." "You made a goddamn vampire pomeranian?" - King, Blade Trinity "5 foot something, cherry bomb she had everything going on The first thing that caught my eye She was rockin� the beer gut and I love the way she�s not ashamed Rockin� the beer gut well it�s just some extra love around her waist Rockin� the beer gut she�s more than hot, she�s everything and with the blue jeans a little tight around her butt Rockin� the beer gut" - Beer Gut, Trailor Choir "Maybe there is no hell, or they don't want us there. Every think of that?" - Lestat, Interview with the Vampire Kirk hit in the neck with another shot "Ah! Stop that!" - James Kirk, Star Trek 2009 "Come on down to Utah, we are gonna party like it's 1955. Bring your wives. Oops. Come on down." - Robin Williams Live On Broadway (I live in Utah so it cracks me up) "It's alright captain. We always knew you were a whoopsie." - Pirate, Stardust "Change your tampon and have another drink you crazy fuckin' bitch." "You're the coolest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz! Whoo! That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome!" - Mitch, Waiting "Fuckin' psychobabble bullshit asshole!" - Naomi, Waiting "There are few things in this world more unsettling than going into the back to get some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock." shivers "Mama said these were my magic shoes. Mama said they'd take me anywhere. Course mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard." "That was the shit!" "Tall guy, kinda smelled like my dad's ass?" "Well, first I got completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease infested prostitute. From there the hooker and I went back to my place and after that, God, it's just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex. While takin' the lord's name in vain." - Monty, Waiting "Oh snap." "Ooh story time! Let me get my baba." - Gregory House, House M.D. "We're not laughing at you, we're laughing near you." - Professor Keating, Dead Poets Society "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." - Christian, Moulin Rouge "There's a whole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it." - Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "Ok...people are dead." Wade, X-Men Origins: Wolverine "I just got violated by a lizard man! Actually that felt kinda good." "Casey La Scala! Just for a dollar." "Hey tell me if this smells more like pepperoni or ass crack. I got five bucks on pepperoni." - Matt, Grind

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