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thebullygetsthegirlifheisjames

Member Since 2009-10-19 -:- Recomendations : 0

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    Why does everyone love James and Sirius when they were bullies? Why does everyone love Lily when she abandoned her childhood friend because he was friends with bullies and then went on to marry a bully herself? What do Hermione and Sirius have in common? Both tried to kill someone they didn't like using a magical creature. Sirius tried to kill Snape using a werewolf. Hermione tried to kill Umbridge using the centaurs. Neither were punished, because attempted murder isn't a crime if you are a Gryffindor. Fics that ought to exist : * After getting bitten by Nagini, Severus finds himself in an alternate universe where his younger self was eaten by Moony thanks to Sirius' plot (the Marauders went unpunished of course because Dumbles is a Gryffindor-favouring git) and Hogwarts has a Potions vacancy. The result is a WIKTT fic that is SSLE instead of SSHG. At least one over-a-desk-during-detention scene must be included. * Hermione finds she is a purebloood and changes appearance. Only now she looks even worse than before - shorter height, worse hair - and her new family wants to marry her off to some pureblood prat (like Draco or Blaise) but she says 'To hell with you! The Grangers may not be my biological parents but they are still my parents, not you! Keep your stupid pureblood money to yourself! I owe you nada!' And then she marries a Muggle/born and lives happily ever after. * Katie Bell asks Hermione how she can help Harry realize that there are girls in the universe other than fangirl!Ginny * How do you solve a problem like Hermione? Sound of Music reimagined with seven children. No, the captain isnt Arthur - ewwww. Snape will do nicely. And if there are song lyrics, modify them for the new situation.

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