+Even if the morrow is barren of promises...Nothing shall forestall my return...+

+Insert Boring,Witty,Long and Rambling Bio About Me Here+

+I despise Authors who do long,rambling Author Notes...No One Cares!! I don't care if your Sister/Brother/Etc. ate your homework or whatever...if it has nothing to do with the story...I Don't Care!! You also don't need to thank EVERY LAST ONE of your Reviewers,make stupid little skits,etc. If it takes me over 3+ minutes to get down to the start of the story/chapter,your Author Note is TOO LONG!! If it takes me over 3+ minutes to get to the Next Chapter button,your Author Note is TOO LONG!! Also,if you put in a Author Note in where you may be going on Hiatus/Lost your Computer/Etc.,take it out when you get back!!+

+I despise Authors who just stop stories with no explanation...AT ALL. If you decided not to write anymore,have the decency to at least tell your readers...they deserve to know,not sit around hoping you will update. If the Author died,that is different,but if you are not dead then tell the readers you decided not to write anymore or if something else happened...it is only polite.+

OK...There is something DEEPLY wrong with you people...in that you seem to think that abusive relationships are romantic or meant to be or something else stupid like that. Let me inform you...abuse is just that abuse...be it mental,physical,emotional,etc. abuse,it is STILL abuse!! Abuse in any relationship means that it is NOT a healthy relationship...anyone in such a relationship needs to get out of it!! So writing stories where the abuser gets the girl/boy and they are all happy unto eternity is wrong and glorifies a very bad and dangerous thing...Abuse. Please learn to think before you write something so stupid,even as fanfiction writers you influence those who are younger...thus glorifying Abuse makes such younger people think that abuse is alright,when it isn't. This type of thing really pisses me off and yet it seems to uber prevalent,especially in fanfiction. If I was in such a relationship,I would get out. Anyone who needs to put you down or hit you or treat you like dirt,etc. to make them feel better about themselves and to make them believe they are better than you,needs a good wake up call and so do you if you put up with it.

Also that bull about constant fighting meaning there is 'sexual' tension. BullS*t!! No happily married couple or dating couple that I Know of fight all the time. In fact if you fought with even a friend all the time,you wouldn't be friends. No one needs all that stress. Everyone has disagreements,but NO ONE fights all the time about even the tiniest things. If they do,then walk away...because there is no caring or respect in that relationship at all.

Oh and I do find relationships such as Ron and Hermione,Sakura and Sasuke,Tifa and Cloud,etc. as abusive relationships. All of these have some type of abuse in them. If you wish to know what abusive things I see in these relationships,PM me.

+Pairings I Like+
FF6: Celes/Shadow,Celes/Kefka,Celes/Setzer,Celes/Leo,Celes/Locke,Celes/Any Crossover.
FF7: Tifa/Genesis,Tifa/Angeal,Tifa/Sephiroth,Tifa/Vincent,Tifa/Rude,Tifa/Veld,Tifa/Any Crossover.
FF8: Quistis/Squall,Quistis/Irvine,Quistis/Zell,Quistis/Kiros,Quistis/Laguna,Quistis/Diablo,Quistis/Any Crossover.
FF9: Freya/Amarant,Freya/Zidane.
FF10: Rikku/Auron,Rikku/Kimahri,Rikku/Any Crossover,Paine/Auron,Paine/Kimahri,Paine/Any Crossover.
KH: Leon/Rikku,Leon/Tifa,Tifa/Sephiroth,Tifa/Vincent,Tifa/??,Leon/Any Crossover,Tifa/Any Crossover.
Naruto: Sakura/Ibiki,Sakura/Jiraiya,Sakura/Shikamaru,Sakura/Kakashi,Sakura/Asuma,Sakura/Sai,Sakura/Neji,Sakura/Shino,Sakura/Kiba,Sakura/Haku,Sakura/Orochimaru,Sakura/Any Akatsuki,Sakura/Any Crossover...basically any male but Sasuke.
Harry Potter: Hermione/Anyone but Ron or Draco,Hermione/Any Crossover.
X-Men: Ororo AKA Storm/Practically Any Male and Any Crossover.
Inuyasha: Kagome/Sess,Kagome/Shippo(Adult),Kagome/Inutashio(Inupapa),Kagome/Any Crossover.
BTVS: Willow/Practically Any Male and Any Crossover...Cordelia can be in it and so can Xander.
Gravitation: No particular Pairing,but I love Crossovers with it.

(If you know of any good stories with these pairings,note me or something.)

+Characters I Intensely Dislike+ Cloud(FF7+/KH+),Aeris/Aerith(FF7+/KH+),Sasuke(Naruto),Inuyasha(Inuyasha),Rinoa(FF8/KH+),Tidus(FF 10/KH+),Yuna(FF 10/KH+),Terra(FF6),Ron(HP),Ginny(HP).

+Pairings I Intensely Dislike+
FF7: Tifa/Cloud
FF8: Rinoa/With Anyone
FF10: Rikku/Tidus,Auron/Yuna
Naruto: Sakura/Sasuke
Harry Potter: Hermione/Ron,Harry/Ginny
Inuyasha: Kagome/Inuyasha

+Stupid Premises/Plots/Etc. I Intensely Dislike+
Turning Males into Females and Females into Males - This is a stupid fanfiction plot that I really despise. Leave the males as they are...Males and the Females as they are...Females. I mean really,it stupid to change their gender,just because you can't write and get a hard-on or get wet with them as their normal gender. This means leave Harry Potter - Male,leave Sesshomaru - Male,leave Kagome - Female,Etc. The only people who should be switching genders are those like Ranma,who can change genders.
Pairing Introvert/Extrovert,Smart/Stupid,Etc. - This pisses me off a lot. Most Introverts have reasons for being closed up...abuse,been hurt before,etc. so forcing someone who tries to drag them out of their shell and make them into another Extrovert is annoying and slightly stupid. Also,just because they are introverted around the larger than life Extrovert,does not mean they are that way around those they might trust. I also despise how people seem to think Smart people should be with stupid people. It annoys me,beause in order to do this the Smart person's IQ seems to have to be compromised to make the stupider part of the pair feel better about themself. Example: Hermione/Ron,Robin/Starfire,Squall/Rinoa,Etc. The Stupider Person also HAS to be the center of attention and will put the smarter person down. Most of those types of relationships turn abusive. Abusive Relationships are NOT Good Relationships. These types of pairings end up making a mockery of Relationships in general. I know I'll hear the old 'Opposites Attract' saying. NO THEY DON'T. Total Opposites do not attract,you have to have SOMETHING in common with each other,or else it will never work. Relationships in which they have NOTHING in common,and I do not mean superficial things,end up abusive in that one of the partners end up trying to change to fit the others idea of the perfect partner and then end up hating themselves and the other person. In a True Relationship you should NOT have to change yourself to make the other happy. Examples of superficial: Hermione/Ron: Ron demands her and everyone's attention be on him. He believes she should give up her ambitions to be a House Witch. The only thing they do have in common is Magic,other than that he wishes her to become like him and not be herself. He ridicules all she likes and believes in and he doesn't even think her all that attractive,he wants her to change herself for him. Meaning he wants her to Love Quidditch,Not Read,Use Make-up and act like Lavender,Etc. Squall/Rinoa: She demands all his attention be on her. She wants him to be the stereotypiccal knight on a white horse,hero saves damsel,etc...he can only be himself,slightly anti-social,a mercenary,SeeD becomes before all else. The Mission of the Game is really all they have in common. Rinoa is spoiled and thinks of herself as a princess.

+Stupid Things Fan Fiction Writers Do+
Acting Like Some Owns Someone Else - I hate this. Lots of Fan Fic Writers do it. It is especially prevalent for fics based on the Harry Potter Series. It goes like this: Oh!1 I have known so-and-so for X number of years...thus I have the right to tell them what to do,who to date,etc. and act like a jealous A-Hole,Etc. No one owns another,just because you know someone for years,does not mean you have rights over their lives like that...you do not have the right to tell them what they can and can not do...you do not have the right to act like a jealous A-hole,just because they choose another to date over you...you do not have any right to do anything,so get over it. It is an annoying thing I have seen many fan fic writers do and it needs to stop. Please stop this crap,it takes away from what could be a very good story!! Examples: Ron about Hermione: 1. Hermione decides to not date Ron,he throws a huge fit and takes up half the story with his jealousy and whining about how she belongs to him. 2. Hermione dates someone else and does not even care about Ron's infatuation,he throws a huge fit and takes up half the story with his jealousy and whining about how she belongs to him. 3. Hermione Dates Someone else and they spend half the story worrying about what Ron will do. 4. Hermione Dates another Weasley,Ron finds out,throws a huge fit,accuses her and the other Weasley of betraying him,because she belongs to him. 5. Hermione wants to date another Weasley,but the other Weasley spends half the story worrying about how Ron will react and such. 6. Everyone else's belief that Hermione 'belongs' to Ron in some way and thus she can't date other people,without everyone else throwing some stupid fit about it.