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KoalasRock

Member Since 2007-10-12 -:- Recomendations : 0

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    The Furry Yellow-Striped Koala is the penname of Esu-chan, an authoress of fourteen years of age presiding in the realm of slash, in the suburban district lying between Yaoi and Shounen-ai. All works published by this person should be read with great discretion. Instructions: >After reading a story, one must always review. Lack of reviews tends to upset our mentally unstable, escaped psychopath. Upsetting the said psychopath must be avoided at all costs. >If one wishes to incorporate parts of the plot or any OC’s that may be created in the future into their own works, always request permission from the authoress via her email listed below. Imitation is not the best form of flattery. Plagiarism greatly upsets her and often results in her disappearance and desertion of all current In-Progress stories. >In the instance that you have any questions or queries pertaining to the story, drop a line through a review or a PM. Esu-chan shall answer depending on her mood and whether or not her computer has decided to hibernate without her knowledge. Side Effects: >Temporary or possible permanent insanity (maybe mild or harsh, depending on the content of the story). >Loss of consciousness and grasp on reality. (Esu-chan suffers from the latter in increasing proportions). >Hate (On rare occasions). >Annoyance (On most occasions). >Confusion (On all occasions). >Persistent Jaw-dropping and an urge to massacre the authoress (Only during cliffhangers). *If symptoms persist please consult your psychiatrist or succumb to a life of perpetual nightmares and nightlights. About the Authoress: Likes >Ears [Sounds]: YUI [Cherry. Tomorrow’s Way. Rolling Star.] >Right Eye [Reads]: Steve Berry. Dan Brown. Thomas Harris. CLAMP. Shiho Inada. >Left Eye [Animç]: xxxHOLiC. BLEACH. Prince of Tennis. Death Note. Yu-Gi-Oh. Hell Girl. Fullmetal Alchemist. Gakuen Alice. Kyou Kara Maou. Gundam Seed. Gundam Seed Destiny. Ghost Hunt. Hunter x Hunter. Rurouni Kenshin. Saiyuki. Flame of Recca. Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles. >Hands [Fanfiction]: Yaoi & Shounen-Ai [Harry Potter, Teen Titans & Animç listed above] >Tongue [Tastes]: Mint Chocolate Chip & Blueberry Cheesecake ice cream. Chocolate Mousse. Chocolate of any form. Cheese. Japanese. Chinese. Italian. >Nose [Scents]: Axe VICE. Axe of any form. Dislikes: >Plagiarists. >Racists. >Homophobes. >Close-minded people. >Ignorance. >Overall stupidity. Methods of contact: >E-mail: furryyellowstripedkoala@yahoo.com Parting Words: There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only Hitsuzen. – Ichihara Yuuko, xxxHOLiC

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