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Smuff

Member Since 2007-10-14 -:- Recomendations : 2

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    Work in progress…Like always, haha.. Updated as the 21/02/09 So hey, I'm Smuff and I tend to write porn-ish fics. My first ever attempt was with 'Queen Gryffs'. It was going rather well till real life came into the picture, giving me no chance to write on. But I somehow lost that 'lust' in writing insensibly dirty porn stuff - at list on that fic. I intend to continue with it, one day, when mood strikes again--and I better be very horny then! Lol, oh laugh people! So yeah, for all my reviewers on that story---I apologize for the sudden stop. Sort of like one of those 'denied orgasms' haha. I know, so unfair. I love you all, and thank you for all the support. However, my most resent work as to date is "I Saw Malfoy Suck Cock"--I wish. Lol, get it? I saw Malfoy suck cock? 'I wish'?? ..Right. Heh.. In case you are still reading this after that lame joke, that is my newest fic. Originally, I thought it was going to be some smutty thing, especially between HD which I find really, really hot. You know, play with the boys a bit. Apparently, people have been liking the dirtiness of it all and I fear to say that I think the PWP is developing into something else..! I'm in love with all my reviewers and I'm really thankful that you guys drop me a line now and then. *wink* ~~Smuff Rants~~ Hm, if i had to say what was a question I got asked the most around here is..How do I come up with such a level of 'smut'. Well, I'm not the greatest writer in the world. You will definitely not find some word you end up dusting your old English Dictionary for, that's for sure! Lol, but then again you don't really need that for 'smut', right? *smirk* I fancy myself as having a Slytherin mind in a Gryffindor body. So you never really know what it is till it hits ya! If it makes any sense, that's the kind of writer I am. And mostly? I have fun. You know when you write you get to explore, be obnoxious--and its something I love doing. I'm not scared to experiment, go over the edge -- I find that's a thrill by itself. In a way, I think I offer in my writing a freedom to explore all those little (or big) taboos that we either cook up in the privacy of our heads or sneak out of some porn site. I'm very blunt and honest when it comes to sex--I'm really open minded when it comes to it or talking about it. I understand that not everyone has that or if they do, they might keep it to themselves because they are shy and worried about what others might think. So in a way, I find my stories to be a bit of a 'release'. Ok, *is aware of the smarmy grins* so obviously there is going to be the person who hangs around just for a quick one but you know, to each their own. It actually doesn't bother me if people masturbate to my works - hardly the idea dose either. It's sort of like a compliment, and it makes me do a victory dance when they actually tell me they've reached the great 'O'. The smutty writer did her job! *wink* It also helps that my stories are fanfiction. Face it, we LOVE our Hogwarts boys..! Harry and Draco forever! Lol. I've had comments like, "Oh I could never right hot like you..." such and such. Seriously, to all of you who haven't necessarily said that to me or just thought - dam, I could never write that--have you tried? Really, try it. Just, let your barriers down...Write. It can be rather beneficial if you have a partner, let me reassure you of that! Or even if not, *cough cough*. But sometimes its just plain unfair, lol! Siigh, at list we get other hot smutty writers, feff! So let me put the word out there... I challenge YOU (first time writer or already writing no matter what lol) to write a SMUTTY Harry/Draco or any other parings one-shot. If you feel confident enough for a multi-chapter, go for it but you can stick with one chapter. Welcome then, to 'Smuff's Inhibitions-Free Smut Challenge'! Must haves: *~Dirty talk - because I LUV it! *~1 or more kinks - I won't be specific with this, its your fantasy/scenario/story..You get the drift. *~5,000 words or longer. (Don't freak out if you don't reach the 5,000 mark, it isn't 'school'. But 'round there, ok?) Notify me about your story so I can read it! Best way is to write me a review but feel free to also mention it in your story or story's summary. I promise to... Leave you with a review! Duh! lol! Put you in my recommended reading section with a well deserved Smuff-created-bio, if you really, really rock my socks! Sound good? Enjoy everyone! Good luck and have fun! ~~~ Notice! (Still valid! lol!) If anyone knows about a good PORN-ish, HP or not,PWP or not--fic, plz recc it to me! Self-pimpig also very welcome, I'll gladly leave a review--and who knows, add you in my fav authors rec list! Thanks y'all!

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