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NaomiUchiha

Member Since 2007-08-14 -:- Recomendations : 0

Bio
Apologies for having a bio so long... I like to write stuff you guys:B

xD Please! Japanese, perverted, manga writers: NO MORE HAREM MANGA! It's getting stupid! (DearS is SOOOoooOO gay! The plot is just dumb. How does a little alien girl not know about SMEX! Tenchi Rules!)

Real Name: None of your business! (Throws poop at you.)

Age: 18! (Yay! Lemons 4 You! J/K)

Gender: Chick

Height: 5'5! I grew an inch taller!

Race: Black/Filipino

"WOOT! FILIPINO PRIDE, YOU RACIST ASSHOLES!"

(OMG! She's black?!) 0__o

Zodiac Sign: Leo (YES. I am an EGOTISTICAL bitch, so if you guys flame me on my OCs, make sure you'll block me because I'll probably harrass you for the rest of your life!)

Chinese Zodiac Sign: The Snake (Hope you enjoy looking in the mirror as much as I do. :3)

Body Shape (Don't ask, I was bored.): Coke Bottle! 'Cept, I've got booty!

Shoe Size (Me just being bored again.)- 7 1/2

Theme: Undefined; though it'll be funny if I had one.

Languages I Would Like To Learn: Chinese, Japanese, Tagalog, Spanish, French, Russian, Italian, Swahili!

About Me: I am a 18 year old girl who likes to hang out at the mall with friends, draw, sing, dance, and be stupid. I like pretzels, and icecream sundaes and all of the giddy stuff and I'm basically the talk of all school. (Not bad talk... Though, some of the outcast rejects who read hentai don't like me cuz they think that I'm a snob because I like to comb my hair and put on deoderant.)

I happen to be very nice, and gets along with virtually anyone. (Unless that someone starts crap first. 0_o... Then I'm a gutter mouthed, vulture. I could be sorta wierd sometimes.. And my parents think I'm evil from studying Wicca and playing with tarot cards. (..Though, I don't do that anymore, because I saw an exorcist documentary about demons that scared the living crap out of me, so yah..) Though.. My family has a little history with voodoo. I won't really get to that topic, because I'm talking about ME!

I like to talk ALOT, and obsess over anime characters I hate in forums by making Anti-Fanclubs. :/ And I can go ON and ON about some of the stupidest subjects when people don't seem to care.

People who don't like me usually seem to ALWAYS be the emotionally disturbed ones and uses me as their number one target by stalking me in the sites I go to 'specially Myspace. (Thank God, I don't have to go through that again.. I once fought a girl who live across the street from me named Liz on my next door neighbor's driveway. T.T She wasn't very nice and she thought that since I was short and I hung out with cooler people than her, then I was a snob.) Yep though, beat the living crap out of her. Ripped off her nosering and everything and hell yeah I'm bragging about it.What now bitches? (I just wished that I could of uploaded that on YouTube.)

But, gyahhh!! Don't be scared. I'm really nice. REALLY! If you need a friend, or if you lonely or anything, PM me.

To Haters: Yes I can draw Manga and hang out with cheerleaders at the same time! I don't see anything wrong with that!

What Pisses Me Off: Karin from the Manga Naruto (She's SOOoooOOooo FUGLY!) People who flame you on purpose on reviews! XD. People with attitude problems, waiting for my paycheck, bad hair days, getting a new zit (I vitually have none. Zits are poop to me.), Ms. Know It Alls, retarded people who call my OCs Mary-Sue, getting picked on by people who are uglier than me, black licorice, and the thought of Sasuke ever romanticizing with stanky ass Karin.

Fave Cartoons: The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Sponge Bob, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Teen Titans, Invader Zim and Ed, Edd,and Eddy. Oh! And Beavis and Butthead!

Fave Anime: Tenchi Universe, Code Lyoko, Sonic X, Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, Inuyasha, Digimon, Dragon Ball Z, Cardcaptors, Zatch Bell and more. (I think.)

Fave Shows: Viva la Bam, Steven's Untitled Rock Show, and many more.

Fave Cartoon Characters: Homer Simpson, Dale Gribble, John Redcorn (He's so funny!),Zim, Ger, Poop Dogg (Invader Zim), Raven from Teen Titans, Billy's dad, Ed, Brian from Family Guy,Erwin, and of course..Beavis and Butthead!

Fave Anime Characters: Aika, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Sonic, Shadow, Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Ken Ichichoji, Davis from Digimon, Tai Kamiya, Bulma, Trunks, Goku, Sora Tackenochi, Inuyasha, Miroku, Ponygon from Zatch Bell, Don Patch!Zatch, Kolulu (I love you Kolulu!) Naruto, Sasuke, Aang, Katara, Zuko, Toph; pretty much everyone in Avatar the Last Airbender exept for Mai. Oh! Let's not include: Everyone in Code Lyoko exept Ulrick

Anime Characters I hate: Rouge the Bat (DIE BITCH!), Yolei Inui, Kagome (sorry guyz, she's corny) Starfire, Ulrick,Sakura from Naruto, Mai (on Avatar the Last Airbender.) and KARIN from Naruto! SHE'S SOoooOOooo UGLY:) And that's it for now.

Fave Music: Whatever I want bitches! Mu-haw-hah!

Fave Food: Chinese Food!

Fave Drink: Gatoraid!

Fave Candy: Chocholate

Fave Book: -dunno-

Fave Movie- Hide and Seek

Fave Soap Opera- The Young and The Restless (Damn, that E.J may be old, but he is HAWT!)

High School GPA: D'ish area

Personality: Goofy and Highper, what more?

Fave Couples:

Avatar the Last Airbender- ZukoxKatara (Well... I guess they didn't really give that much hints until Season Two is done. They need to make more dammit! I like the hatred that sparks up in the pairing. Fire and Water... Absolutely magnificent! LOVE/HATE couples rule!)

AangxToph (Because Aang needs to crush on people his own age and people like Katara needs a badboy to keep her safe. :D)

SokkaxTai-Lee (Don't ask why. :3)

Dragon Ball Z- GokuxChi-Chi (One of the cutest couples around in the classic animes. Hee, hee.. He married her for food.)

VegetaxBulma (Also one of the most awesome couples in anime t.v. - Bulma was rude to him, a bit hard to get. Lol, she made him wear that pink shirt. Badman. Of course Vege deserves a chick like that. If it took a mere human to make him wear that shirt.. Sniff. Then it's destiny!)

GohanxVidel (Cute, cute, cute! She was also a bit hotheaded and rude. What more can I say? Lol. Hercule's daughter.)

Teen Titans-RobxRae (Every since, The Prophecy episodes came on, it changed my frikin' life!)

BBxTerra (Aww... Cute... Too bad she lost her memory about him, though.)

SpeedxStar (They both care about their looks too much. Look at them! Their soul mates!)

Zatchbell- ZatchxKolulu (Again, adorable! Pink and yellow! You don't see that everyday!)

Sonic X- SonxAmy (Sorry guys. Sally the chipmunck sux monkey's ass! And she's a hoe.)

Digimon- T.KxKari (Dudes! They belong together!)

TaixJune (They both have big hair and June's Davis' sister. Whoa, Tai and Davis could be like, brothers in law.)

MattxSora (This couple rocks! I've been shipping em' evry since I was 9. In your face TaixSora loverz!)

Code Lyoko- JerxAelita (The computer nerd finally gets the girl!)

UlrxSissy (Hey, she likes him, yet he fails to notice. It could happen)

YumixWill (Rock on! Ulrick blows!)

Naruto- NaruxSaku (Hey, what I said about pink and yellow? Pretty cool, huh? They're noisy and highper active. Just perfect for eachother!)

SasuxNao (If you get a chance to know Naomi, you'd love her too. They're both rock hard in the outside, but soft to the very core. Read my ficcies for more info.)

ShikaxTema (I love the little arguments they have some times, this couple's ingenius!)

LeexTenTen (They might have a chance, we don't know that.)

KibaxHina (If Hinata don't talk, this is who she'll get to. This couple's quite popular in Japan. 'Sides, the girl needs a man to take care of her. Naruto and Sakura are practically dating! Though, I hate how people make Hinata OOC in some fan-fics and make he go crazy on Naruto.)

GaaraxOC (I dunno, all I have so far is some girl with green hair and yellow eyes. She manipulates plants and pretty much has some of his characteristics, though I'm not shipping her with him.)

KakashixOC (I used to be a KakashixKurenai fan, but Asuma screwed her and I'm about okay with it.)

NejixOC (Meh, no one in the Naruto series seem to be an efficient match for him.)

Card Captors Sakura- SakuxLi (I haven't seen that show forever! I just ship em! Cuz they're cute together. Really they are. MeixLi fans are so confused, you can't marry your cousin! Stupid incest crap!)

Final Fantasy X- RikkuxTidus (Adorable! It's too bad that the makers of the game forced him with Yuna. He met Rikku first dammit! They look WAY better together. Of course, Rikku looked like a complete hoochie in Final Fantasy X-2, I don't mind.)

Final Fantasy VI- CloudxAerith (Well, what can I say... I am a fan of cheesy romance, and this one by far is like one of my most favorite FF couples ever! Who said that you can't ship characters with dead people!)

Crossover Pairing(s)- VincentxLulu :Final Fantasy VI and X:

(Sorry you guys, I just don't like the fact that Wakka screwed Lulu and had a mini-version of him with her. She's a spell caster and he's... A blitzball coach. Can somebody say, stinky armpits Where the hell is her sexy vampire when she needs him?!)

Couples I dislike:UlrxYumi (Because they look ugly together and Ulrick sounds like a girl.)

TaixSora (Teh... People thought just because he looked out for her they belonged together. I've been shipping MattxSora before they acknowledged shrine sites about them.)

DavisxKari (I love Davis! Kari too. But, this couple's wrong)

StarxRob (Not for me! To glittery and wrong. Have you seen them watch fire crackers together. Star kissed him when they first met!)

BBx Rae (Dude, they got Lemons about these two. That totally bifs big time! And it's GROSS! I don'wanna imagine a green wang! 0_o)

StarxSlade (Slade's too old for Star. Hell! She's a goody two-shoes!)

SasuxSaku (That couple totally biffs! Hello? How many fan-girls out there actually obtained their crushes? Sakura makes me sick to the very core. Teh, pink! Yuck!)

NaruxSasu (Let's get this straight people... NON-CANNON!)

SasukexNaruko (Umm.. you guys... NARUTO IS NOT GAY! I mean what the hell?! Seriously.. Do you think that Naruto would actually stay in that Hinge Jutsu? HE'LL LOOSE chakra! It's not cute, it's not cannon, and it ain't right. I'm pretty sure that if Kishimoto we're here, he'd agree too.)

SasuxIta (A bit too much brotherly love if you ask me.)

NaruxHina (I love Hinata to pieces, but she looks better with Kiba)

SasuxHina (Freakin retards GET A CLUE! Their blood won't mix right!)

KnucklesxRouge (An echidna and bat?)

SonxRouge (WTF?)

ShadxRouge (Barfs!)

CloudxTifa (Aerith died too soon! They didn't give her a chance.)

WakkaxLulu (Though they screwed eachother and had a kid, Vincent is still the better candidate! If only someone made a ficcie of that!)

TiddusxYuna (She's a Mary-Sue at FFX-2! Serious! An official character can be Mary-Sues too, and she proved it! 'Sides, Rikku looks better with him, they are a WAY cuter couple. Screw you Yuna!)

Oh! Here's a new one! SasuxKarin (Pukes my guts out!) GRRRrrrOOOooosssSSS! Nerd germs! Sasuke, you were taught better. You're too good for her.

~~~~Manga to Behold in the Future~~~~

Characters I made up:

Read About Naomi- http://www.freewebs.com/shinobi-fujin/index.htm

Soukutsuu- Naruto

(-Picture coming soon!-)

A former Hidden Leaf villager with the appearance of green hair and yellow eyes, who can manipulate plants without demand, just like Gaara handling his sand when he had his gourd. --Probably Spelled Wrong

This konoichi contains the four armed plant demon Hyoujin and has a straight forward personality that could send any happy ninja in the brink of despair.

Though she does not talk much, or hardly at all.. When enraged she brings out the savage in her, leaving those around her in deep danger, fearing for theire lives. Soukutsuu has fought Usagi, Naomi and a Hyuuga (Will think of name and story soon.) In my cannon's forest arc, she had her limbs (legs) snapped by Nidaime's great-granddaughter Usagi, in hand to hand combat.

Note: This is not an OC for Gaara. XD I just need someone as crazy as him in my series.

Alexandra (Ally) Lee Rose- Sonic X

Made as a new Ultimate in another universe, and the owner of the black chaos emerald, she's always been a resourceful team-mate and bully at sometimes to Shadow the Hedgehog.

Jinimaya (Jinx the Echidna) Arghanishini- Sonic X

Knuckles' arranged marriage bride who was supposed to marry at the age of 16, but has no interest.

Being the last of the green echidna, and marked tribal princess, it was their parents doing for their matrimony.

Half of Knuckles' villagers were enraged, and tried to take her as a youngling as a volcano sacrifice.Her village was later on attacked and sunk underwater when she finally realizes that the only person she really needed to depend on is herself.

Though everyone says she's really gullible, Rouge the Bat agrees that she is really stupid and should take life more seriously.

Trixie the Fox- Sonic X

An Amy Rose fan who just wants to grow up to be as cool and as glamorous as her.

Being a genious just like Tails, only a year younger; he often complains that she girls up his inventions too much, but doesn't mind.

News of the month: "I got a hole in my pocket where my money should be!"

Quote: John Redcorn- King of the Hill XD

Things we need to get straight to the 'haters' who confuse my OCs for being Mary-Su'ish.

Hey.. Just because YOU look like crap, draw like crap, write like crap: Whatever the circumstance is.. it doesn't mean that you need to flame on a person you never met in your life about their creations.

Everyone has a right to express their artistic mind. Those who flame shall reap my vengeance. Now... Let's get this straight

A TRUE Mary-Sue is...

1) A female OC that can NEVER die

2) A female OC that kills one of the main characters

3) An OC that can defeat one of the main-characters without breaking a sweat. (Goku, Naruto...etc. You name it.)

4) A female OC that has tremendous power and could destroy the face of the earth with it.

5) A female OC who could kill the main badguy without a sweat, while the original characters struggle

6) A female OC that cannot get hurt no matter what.

7) An OC that every main guy wants to bone. (Could go with real characters too.)

8) Every guy is in love with her! And there! Dammit!

The only reason why I didn't mention beauty because, with characters like Sasuke Uchiha and Ken Ichichoji: YOUR OCs HAVE TO LOOK GOOD for them! Because they're gorgeous and the last thing they need is an average looking girl humping their knees!

I'm sick and tired of BUTT-UGLY authors coming in and telling me that my character(s) are Mary-Sues when their crap basically isn't any better!

KISS MY ASS, YOU FRIGGIN WHORES!

How come people can turn MAIN characters into MARY-SUES and not get flame for it, and I get text yelled at by wanting to share my imagination.

It's not right that everyone wants to SLEEP with Sakura! INCLUDING ITACHI! I mean WTF?! How come THEY don't get flamed and I do!

And what about those damn Digimon stories that make Yolei look like a SLUT!?

I posted an OC story ONCE and this one girl who couldn't write worth crap, biffed at me! ERRRRR! Stupid HOOKERS!

FF.net is for the mind of individuals who like to share their imagination and entertain others or for others who like to be entertain.

DO NOT flame me telling me that my characters are Mary-Sue(s) because they look attractive.

DO NOT flame me because I draw better than you and might have a future in TokyoPop

DO NOT give me crappy reviews about how my OC is a Mary-Sue, on the first chapter. (Because it not only makes you look stupid, it reveals your stupidity.)

DO NOT pretend to read my whole story and flame me in the last chapter about how my OC's a Mary-Sue without giving her a chance

And most importantly... If you choose not to abide by all of these wishes: PREPARE FOR ALL HELL TO BREAK LOOSE

Acabo de escribir en espanol. Pueden cualquiera de usted grieta dirigieron a putas tradujeron esto, usted los faggots llameantes de Mary-Sue?

AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME; BITE ME!

Ahem, I think I'm done. :3

That felt a lot better.

Until next time!

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