Greetings...

You may call me Miss Madhatter or Miss Atayla, neither are my real name of course but call me anything else and I won't say a word hehe...

Gender- Female

Eyes- Brown

Hair- Auburn

Height- 5'3 HAHA I GREW A 1/2 INCH TAKE THAT ASSHAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!1!1!1!1!1!1

Age- I forgot...sad I know...why do you want to know my age? PERVERT! I bet you stalk little girls you sick twisted fiend ah ha! But yeah I'm 5932 years old and still having my kicks.

State- I'll give you a hint it's one of the 50...

School- It's fun here...

Status- Single/ Masturbating ( Atayla- Teehee I said somthing dirty. Chaelly and Yashe - Wow shocker call us back when you say somthing that's not dirty for once whoreslut. Atayla- That was mean hahahahahahahahaha I love you guys. Chaelly and Yashe- We don't love you hehe. Atayla- sobbing in corner)

Stereo Type- Insane...

Sexual Preference- I'm currently bi but I do like boys beter than girls I'll probaly never have a relationship with a girl but I will probaly do things with them as for guys I love them way to much to give em up so lucky you.

Sports- Tennis and Karate (Ishinryu-2nd level brown belt and Bakatoishe- 2nd degree black belt)

Sexiness- She's one sexy whore says Yashe, Oh yes if I were bi I'd so do you. (But you are bi now dumbass)

Weight- 115

Race- white/cacasion

Nicknames- Crazygirl, Bam Bam, Ashguana, Tay Tay, Madhatter, Miss Gloom and Doom, Cool Kat... don't even ask for your sanity's sake.

Favorite Animes/Mangas- Angel Sanctuary, s-Cry-ed, Cowboy Bebop, Fruits Basket, Angel Santcuary, GodChild, Sensual Pharse, Yu-gi-oh, Model, Alichino, WallFlower, NANA, Paradise Kiss, Petshop of Horrors, The Tarot Cafe, Othello, and all the other ones I forgot about.

Favorite Bands- AFI, 30 seconds to Mars, Taking Back Sunday, Lost Prophets, Rob Zombie Linkin Park, Muse, Flyleaf,...

Formaly Known As- Atayla the Maiden of Darkness, Atayla the Nightmare Queen, Atayla the Madhatter,Miss Madhatter Atayla, Miss Atayla the Madhatter, Miss Madhatter, Miss Merry Madhatter, Miss Atayla (Currently Known As)

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Now it's time for the best part of my profile. Now one night me and my Meds got very bored and made up this thing we like to call a "Lemon Code" partly because when a FanFic summary says it has lemons it dosen't give any details, and so we came up with a rough copy. Later on me and Yashe perfected this "Lemon Code". This is the first ever rivised and back in action LEMON CODE EVA! Now before we begin I just have to say LEMONS ROCK!

White- Oral

Gray- Fingering

Yellow- Regular

Orange- Better with age (Immortals with non-immortals)

Pink- Yuri, Girls

Red- Rape

Green- Perversity, Threesomes

Blue- Pediphile Fun, Children on children (creepy)

Purple- Yaoi, Guys

Brown- Doggie Style and anal (There's a difference)

Black- My Style, Bondage and S&M

Special-

Siver- Multiple orgasims and ways

Gold- Multiple Locations

Sparkly- Foreplay, Stripping and Grinding

Cruncy- Fun with food

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Other Fun Facts-There really isn't anything special about me other than that iIm crazy and I have a lot of inside jokes. I also spend a lot of time sitting on people's laps and saying perverted things, (my favorite pastime), as for threats and all that other fun stuff I like to beat the shit out of things and say disturbing things to random people. I never claimed to be nice and I don't make up for my behavior. So for all of the people who want to know about my weird friends I'll list them...

-Snukies-Yashe -Jr.

-Meds -Midget -Don't Lick that Kitty

-Ice -Bunny Bo -Cool Kat

-Angel -Pretty Princess -Rimmy

-Jerk - Zuri - Chaelly

-Kitty-Oreo-Steriods

-And so many more that I forgot about, sorry.

Yes I know my friends have strange name that's because I'm the one who named them all and I know that a few of them are bratz name's you see that's an inside joke that only we know about ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Oh and now let's talk about my inside jokes...

Tay Tay's Cheekys are in the Oven!

Guess what I had last night... DR. PEPPER!

Lime Kitty.

Who the fuck are you? I'm jesus fucking christ. I thought that was me Tay. Oh yeah I forgot your jesus and I'm satan, YAY SATAN!

What else would you do on an island if you were left there for a long time? FUCK SOMTHING AND THEN KILL SOMTHING! YAY SEX, YAY VIOLENCE!

LIFT IS A VERB NOT A NOUN YOU FUCKING MORON! LEARN THE DIFFERENCE!

Hey Mr. Simons I'd like to hoy you’re matey.

Hey Mr. Simons how big's you bo?

It's the Satan Dance.

The gateway to hell is open... it's vacation time.

Hamtaro is mine bitch hands off! Lets duel!

Lets get on the crack line, it's time for Doritos.

Atayla-Ha ha ha ha Chaelly takes Steroids ha ha ha. Chaelly-Parrrrallel. Atayla- Stop fucking rolling your r's I can't do it ahhhhh!

I going to ride the fairy for three hours so I'll be able to multitask and read my approah paper book at the same time ha ha. Oh shit I just realized what I said holy shit why can't I say ferry right!

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CLOSET DANTE! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE TENNIS RACKET!

Atayla-Where did you get that inflatible spongebob Chaelly? Chaelly-e-Bay along with the R. doll. Atayla-Okay stop trying to make me cry.

My foot is in another dimension!

I woke up this morning and I thought I was dead.

Chaelly- Hey Yash tell me somthing that I don't know yet. Yashe- Well Tay Tay is really good at flirting. Chaelly- OKAY! How do you know this dare I ask. Yashe- I've seen it first hand. Chaelly- I don't even want to know.

Rin-Sigh what ever happened to all the other magical creatures all everyone ever talks about is fairys it's not fair even Dante gets more attention than the unicorns. Atayla- Duh that's because Dante can do that thing with his tounge.

Atayla- I poisoned Chaelly with Draino. Chaelly- And I got Tay back with arsenic laced cupcakes!

What's your favorite fish? Atayla- Crawdad Farm, Yashe- Bass, Chaelly- Whale! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

My ass is sacred! So you can't touch it.

Carpe...Diem...Carpe...Diem...Master...Bation!

Chaelly- CUPCAKE! EAT THE FUCKING CUPCAKE!

Atayla- I'm naming your boobs. The right one is Tiny and the left one is Big E. Yashe- Why? Atayla- Because your right boob is bigger than your left one ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yashe- I fucking hate you. Atayla - Not my fault you run into doors all time retard maybe you should watch where you're going. Yashe- At least my deformed boob is bigger than both your normal ones. Atayla- Hey I'm a small b-cup retard 32 b to be precise or was it 36 a I can't remember but still not everyone can have double d's Yashe besides mine are firm and nice and just right for my slim body. You look like boobs and that's it and beyond that you look like a deformed boobie hahahahahahaha. Yashe- I really hate you.

Yashe- I just won R, you and the lemon. Now I own you! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Atayla- Ha Ha no you don't I just won myself back from you ha ha I just kicked my own ass. Now all that's left is to seduce the king of spades with the ace of spades and I win. Yashe- oh no you don't I just won you back with the king of spades. Atayla- YAY! i got seduced by R ha ha ha ha. Scott- What are you talking about you're playing war with cards. Yashe and Atayla- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is so sad...

Atayla- What are you going to do, hit em with an 18 wheeler? Chaelly- No a pickup truck. Atayla- That's only a 16 wheel difference. Chaelly- ahhhh Tay I thought you could count up to 8 with math skills like that you should really get into math honors. Atayla- When I said 16 wheel differnce between an 18 wheeler and a pickup truck I meant to say the the pickup truck is actually a VESPA!

Atayla-FETUSH! You have a fetus fetish. The thought of unborn dieing children gets you off SICKO! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!Yashe- That's not what I said ritard, shut the fuck up.

Well you know what, yer mom.

Chaelly- Tay I think that Mrs. McCoy likes you. Atayla- Don't worry I bet she has a thing for you too! Chaelly- @_@ what did you just say! Atayla- I didn't mean it like that.

Atayla and Chaelly- I AM THE WARLORD ZAPHIKEL!

Atayla- My god R is really fucking boreing you guys were right I don't like him. Chaelly and Yashe- Well imagine that we were right.

Atayla- OH MY FUCKING GOD DAVEY HAVOC IS SO FUCKING HOT! Chaelly and Yashe- He looks like a girl. Atayla and Leanna- (Start cracking their knuckles) HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL HE'S JUST PRETTY. Atayla- Yeah not as pretty as me but still really fucking hot. Yashe- I bet he's gay. Chaelly- ...yeah probaly. Atayla and Leanna- HE IS NOT GAY YOU STUPID FUCKS HE'S JUST PRETTY! Chaelly- yeah pretty gay... Yashe- Wow that was harsh Chaelly I normally am the one to say mean things like that. Chaelly- I know. Atayla- Ok ok ok maybe he's not the most masculine of guys but that doesn't mean he's gay. If you insist on thinking that he likes guys then I'll meet you half way and say he's bi because bi guys are sexier than straight guys. Leanna- Where is the logic in that? Atayla- Well bi guys are up for anything and will do anything everyone knows that. Leanna- Wow you put a lot of thought into these things don't you? Atayla- Oh you have no idea my friend wink wink.

Bi-sexual = Beautifully Inclined...yeah you get the picture.

Chaelly- What's S&M guys? (after I was talkign about it and brought it up) Yashe- OMFG don't say anything Atayla because remember the last time you tried to talk to her about hings like this... Atayla- Oh you mean when I tried to explain what masturbation was to her. Yashe- MY GOSH JUST SHUT UP ALREADY RITARD YOU'RE CORRUPTING HER FRAGILE MIND BITCH. Chaelly- Hey i may be stupid but my mind isn't as fragile as you think (Takes out hammer and proceedes to hit herself over the head with it) Atayla and Yashe- 0 - 0. Chaelly- (still bashing head in with hammer while now singing the theme song to "Dragon Tales". Yashe- OMFG we've got to stop her (rushes forward to take hammer away from Chaelly) Atayla- (Grabs Yashe around the waist and pulls her back) Hell no! This is better than watching a gay threesome with Davey Havoc, R, and Hauter no way you're stopping this now go get the camera. Yashe- Yes master (walks away) Chaelly- (stops hitting self with hammer and proceeds to run around room while banging head into the walls) HELP ME MY HEAD IS MELTING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Atayla- I'm bored maybe I should set something on fire now like that cat over there. Here kitty kitty kitty.

Babies. The other, other white meat.

Buttinsky + Curry Favour = Butt In Sky + Curry Flavor = Failing our vocab tests in honors English.

You alwasy ask me for a fucking dollar so that's what I got you for christmas...(I love you Yashe)

God forbid books have WORDS in them.

Double 7 o and Triple 6 that's all there needs to be said for you to piss yourself.

Chaelly- I AM LEGGOMYEGGO! Atayla- What am I? Chaelly- YOU MY FRIEND ARE WAFFLE STICKS!

Atayla the teenage domanatrix. You beeta watch yo ass, cause I'm coming fo it fool! (I love you Steph you said this today actually right before 4th period as we walked up the stairs for me to go to Global 1/10/07)

NO JOJO DON'T DIE!!!!!- Everyone in the movie theatre watching Primeval (we're all deliquents anyway) I don't know what you're talking about but that kid from Windanch ain't dead yet he's been shot at before. He has to come back for Domanic his white chocolate gay lover- Atayla. My god Atayla you rock I love you- Meds ...5 Mnutes later... JOJO CAME BACK!!!! YAY!!! JOJO'S ALIVE!!!!- Whole damned movie theatre again after JoJo comes back and blows off some guys head with a 10 gauge shot gun right there on the "African grassland" aka-Med's backyard in Windanch.

Me- Oh Jesus do you love Jesus? Eric- Oh yes I love Jesus. Me- Jesus you smexy whorelsut savior Jesus (Me and Eric talking about Jesus while talkign with lisps hahahahahah)

Enter Pushay Woman and the Dick Dyke. Who called us?! I did! What's wrong citizin? I need a table for my picnic! Pushay Woman you want to handle this one? Yes I do! (Pushay Woman pulls a table out of her bottomless vagina while the Dick Dyke invites everyone from legaly to come fro the orgy) Pushy Woman and the Dick Dyke have done it again! Free foor and ectasy it's an all you can eat buffet in my bottomless vagina the condo and resort are going for 60 million now. Who wants a piece of Pushay?! We all do! YEAH! Woohoo orgy in my bottomless vagina and everyone's invitined! Yeah and I shall bring the drugs! Good idea Dick Dyke that means we can charge more for admission! Yay! Pushay Woman and the Dick Dyke have done it againa nd the world is no longer left picnic table-less!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry to say but "Meet your Match is over but yes there will be a sequel but please don't hold your breath because you'd probaly die of suffacation before I write it hehehe. But with the end of MYM there hascome my new story which is an Angel Sanctuary fic so yeah I hope all my fans of MYM will pick up a copy of Angel Sanctuary Manga and fall in love with it like I have and then read my fic because I would love you forever and ever if you guys did that for me teehee. But yeah I love my flamers almost as much as I love my fans so...FLAME AT WILL FUCKERS I WILL BEAT YOU DOWN TO A BLOODY PULP AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER USING A SPORK ON YOUR GRAVES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FLAME AT YOUR OWN RISK BITCHES! HEEHEEHEE...

Actually I'll get my posse to come to my rescue.YES THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE A POSSE! My posse consists of Chaelly, Yashe, Hikari's Darkness (did I spell your name right?), and my demonic minions ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhh ahhhh I can't breath gasp gasp cough hack gasp cough alright I'm good.

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Me, Chaelly,Vai, and my other charecter who is being put in the story but is super secret at this point basically we're like 4 sombreros giving birth to a car crash humping a horse while Teddy Rossevelt rides around on his motercycle crasheing through walls as Mrs. McCoy hits on me and someone gets their eyes drilled out of their head with spoon shaped taco at Burger King in the middle of a saturday night at 3 am while the ginkgo is slapping someone around with a broom and shion's got his panties in a bunch cause I don't know my kata and Hubbard is telling science honors that we get to do school island over in Guam if we get 14 0's instead of 14 85s which is actually a 7 because if we don't we hang ourselves and our 4th queater grade while singing I is a fossil to the beat of ricky martin shake your bon bon all night long yehaw!

Then you get the spanish translation which = I want to be a princess who's actually a man named after the Tk CLan on xbox360 live as the immigrants go home with Tim&Jim along with Hinkley who is now Nightmare X somthing or other because he is in a CLAN and Alice down the rabbit hole with a bottle of tequila ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE STOLE MY HAMTARO SAVE THE HAMSTER NO MATTER THE CAUSUALTIES THAT OCCUR FROM THE TEA PARTY OF A THOUSANDS LAUGHING WICKED ASSHATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yeah we just don't make sense me, Chaelly, and Vai since afterall I am the one that is the LEADER! ha ha ha ha okay I better stop with the laughter before I start getting a little bit strange here. (Chaelly- A little strange I think the whole 3 sombreros thing just scared people into a coma Atayla and you only think that your a little strange riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight)

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Yes I guess this is my ranting corner but for once I have nothing to rant about. The seagulls ate my face.

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A/N: I guess i'm just about finished guys I know my profile was long but hey i'm an "interesting" person to say the least and I've got a lot to say. For most people who don't know me I'm Atayla the Mad Hat, where have you been dumbass (Guam ha ha inside joke hehe).

~Atayla~