Name: I've been Simply Hopeless here on Fanfiction.net since August 2003. Devil_N_Blue on Mediamorph.org since May 2005. Assassin's Kiss on Adultfanfiction.net since November 2005. And just recently I combined my last three usernames and became Hopeless_Blue_Kiss here on Archive Of Our Own since July 2013.

Why, my dear readers, would I have four names? Don't know... Okay well when I chose Simply Hopeless I got frustrated because everytime I tried to type out a possible username it was taken so I felt hopeless, hence simply hopeless. I could change it to Assassin's Kiss but I'm too nostalgic to let go my first fanfic pen name. Devil_N_Blue was chosen because well... I have a dark side and my favorite color ish blue. Plus that was my first ever username when I joined the internet when dialup was the only option. But when someone introduced me to AFF.net I wanted a killer name and so Assassin's Kiss was born. My latest name, Hopeless_Blue_Kiss was just a combination of my usernames. Muwahahahaha.

Unless you see these usernames on their prespective sites using these stories than that person using it is plagerising. Please report them in. I will never orphan my stories no matter how long it takes to update. They are mine and they will never be up for adoption.

Age: 26

Sex: Female

Sign: Tauros (short-temperedand and working on it)

Ethnicity:African-American

Location: Inside Damon Salvatore's closet. Lol. He can bite my neck anytime. *drools*

If you are interested than I will tell you more about myself. I love reading and I love writing both het and yaoi fanfics. I hate it when I do work and no one recognizes me for it because sweetie I'm a review whore. I love writing angst because it seems like the most complicated plots come from it. Plus I have a bit of a sadistic side. LOL, see my cliffhangers if you're unsure.

Like I said before, I love... love... love to read not just fanfics but real books as well as graphic novels. I've been reading since Reading Rainbow came out on PBS. My imagination should be dried up because of watching so much television and playing video games but it hasn't, fricking awesome.

It was becsause of my love for books I found that I could also write after my high school English teacher complimented me on a description of my journey somewhere. So I'm going to try to write a book some day. But readers will be surprised to know that my first real talent wasn't writing but drawing. I can draw realistic artwork or cartoon but I'm more of a traditional artist (drawing with pencils and charcoals) then the drawing tablet type. Although I have drawn on a drawing tablet and with a mouse.  

Okay now lets get down to some of the animes I like... Kuroshitsuji (number one fav) , Code Geass: Lelouch's Rebellion (second fav) , Naruto (Third Fav), Fruits Basket, Loveless, Skip Beat, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Sailor Moon, Drabon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, Tenchi Muyo, Tenchi Muyo Universe, Rurouni Kenshin, Case Closed, Wolf's Rain, Grivatation, Saiyuki, Fushigi Yugi, Angelic Layer, Steel Angel Kurumi, .//hacksign, Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Panic, Gundam Wing, Gundam Seed, Kyo, Kara Maoh, Sukisho, Vampire Knight, etc.

Books are too many to count but here are a few. Harry Potter series, Daughter of the Moon series, Twilight Series, Mercy Thompson Series, Accidental Series, Undead Series, all of Tamora Pierce's works, Tomie dePaola (love his children's illustrations), etc.

Mangas so many again here are a few Kuroshitsuji, Ranma 1/2, Chorbits, Dragon Knights,Fruits Basket, Demon Diaries, XXXHolic, Beauty Pop, Skip Beat, Hana Kimi, Naruto, etc.

I still have my website dedicated to blue. So yeah check out if you will. http:www.freewebs.com/devil_n_blue/

Also I have a two other websites the first one is my poetry one at http:www.freewebs.com/hearts_on_ice/and the last one which is a kind of tribute to the minor charachter Yura is at http:www.freewebs.com/demon_hair/

I have just made a new site and it's a Saiyuki one it's http:www.freewebs.com/gotothewest/

Attention:

I'm going to start putting up little bulletins here to show any postponed stories or next updates and stuff. A loft of stuff may or may not be on hold. So if you do not want a story of mine to be on hold feel free to email me and tell me which story you will like not to be on hold.

Bulletin:

Nov. 3 2012 - Just recently a person by the username Paradox-en-Vogue plagarized one of my stories. Not just plagarized it but accused me of plagarizing my own story. If you guys see any more plagarizing of my stories please let me know or if you feel that I have sorely abandoned a story and want me to update stat please let me know. I rather update it then have you copy and continue it on your own. I will never orphan my stories; although I may let you borrow a character I created and/or tweaked if you ask nicely.

Dec. 24 2011 - I have decided to do a little experiment seeing as a handful or so of my readers/reviewers believe that I focus more on getting reviews then enjoying my writing. I won't lie and deny I'm a review whore because I am. What is so wrong for an author to want and anticipate seeing what their readers think about their stories? Did they like this part or notice me connecting this part to the actual anime/manga? Do they get my brand of humor or why I feel the need to make so and so suffer more? You think it's easy to see a ton of alerts and favs and maybe one or two thought out reviews, that at least tell me what chapter they had read instead of the generic 'love it, update please'? Not really.

So this is what I'm going to do... For five chapters starting, Dec. 1 onward I'm not going to bitch, beg or threaten for reviews. If you like the story review if you want. I'll update the stories I've started to update this December regardless if I get 0 or 5,000 reviews. Hopefully I can update every other week, depending on writer's block. (Will update 'YouTube Fool and Demons Have the Most Fun' in three weeks for their third chapter since I updated the second a week earlier). No matter how much it frustrates/kills me to see so many hits and so little responses I'll deal but after the five chapters, if I see that my stories are doing worse and not better because of my passivity I'll simply put the stories on permanent hiatus. No explainations needed because it's obvious you don't care about them and what kind of author am I to give you chapters you obviously don't want. If you care, you share (your thoughts/review). I won't stop writing, I'll just work on other stories I wasn't able to work on at the time because there are so many. Then I'll repeat this experiments until I weed out the weak. That way I can update more efficently without all of the fuss.

Some may think this extreme, that they do like the stories and would review the story if they could. Okay... but I try to put my everything into each chapter whether there are grammatical errors or not. I love putting my characters into different situations, anticipating what my readers might think of this or that, so it hurts to see my efforts unappreciated. So to save us from this vicious cycle I'll stop the story before I lose love/interest in them. Okay now bye XP

Cooking the Books (ep. 1)Bernard is trying in vain to do his taxes; there is a knock at the door Bernard: Oh, thank Christ!

Bernard opens the door to reveal two Jehovah's witness'

Jehovah's Witness #1: Hello. We were wondering if we could talk to you about Jesus. Bernard: ... Great! Come in! waves them in Jehovah's Witness #1: Stunned What? Bernard: I'd love to hear about Jesus. What's he up to now? Jehovah's Witness #2: It's a trap!!

After being admitted to the shop to discuss Jesus; Bernard is waiting for the Jehovah's Witnesses to start Jehovah's Witness #1: Well, to be honest... we've never actually thought this far ahead. Looks around It's nice this... indoors. Bernard: So, so what's your favourite story about Jesus? Pause. The two Jehovah's Witnesses think very hard Jehovah's Witness #1: Oh yes! The one where Jesus rescues the Samaritan. Bernard: No, that's a story Jesus tells about a Samaritan who rescues someone else. Jehovah's Witness #1: Surprised Really? Manny's First Day (ep.2)

After Manny has expressed an interest in bringing in some standard lamps Bernard: Why didn't you just say you were gay? Manny: Surprised I'm not. Bernard: But you're interested in Fran joins in lamps. Manny: Yeah, but I'm interested in women... and lamps.

Manny: I thought you were, actually. Gay, I mean. Bernard: So did I, for a bit. Then I found out about the prohibitive standards of hygeine. And all that dancing! The Grapes of Wrath (ep. 3)Bernard: No one is willing to admit that wine doesn't actually have a taste. Manny: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating? Bernard: Some sort of delicious biscuit. Manny: It's a coaster. Bernard: Is it? Is there any more?