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Oozie

Member Since 2005-10-22 -:- Recomendations : 0

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    I am a nihilist, a pervert and a very twisted young man. --Hi.-- My hair, for what it is worth, is currently green and red. My heritage is very odd, but interesting, so I will talk about that first. My mother is half Welsh, half Irish, and my father is half Scottish, half English. I lived in Wales until I was 14, when we moved to London. I have been living here ever since. I have a very odd accent, and one of my "mates with benifits" said that I sounded like Kenny from Southpark, with a thick Cockney accent. I just say I have a Welsh/English accent. But who knows. I do not live with anyone accept for a rat who I have named Charley. Charley evidently hates me because at one point I attempted to pet him and nearly lost a finger. Oh well. He lives in my wall. I have never been married, though I was once coned into becoming a bishop. If I was a nun I would sue God for negligence, cause I have not gotten a Mercedes Benz yet Naw, all I really want out of life is a pint of Guinness, a pack of smokes and somebody to give me blow jobs. You give me that, I will love you forever. Some call me "Oi! boy!" Others call me "That weirdo with the multi-coloured spiky hair." Still others call me "That pervert who was walking around with cum on his leather trousers." --Hi.--

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