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cdog11587

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    Hey what's up? I'm Cassie, aka c dog and I HATE KIKYOU. Basically she's just a bitch... and... yeah. So I hate her. I like the fanfics with Inu/Kag, Sess/Kag, and even Kouga/Kag. But if it has Kikyou and she doesn't end up miserable... I hate it. LoL. Anyways I hope you like my stories! Info: Sex: Female Location: U.S.A. Likes: AEROSMITH! I've been to 2 of their concerts in the past year and I'm going to another one soon... I saw Kiss when they were touring with them too, it was thoroughly sweet. Oh yeah, I like The Darkness too, they're hillarious so I recommend checking them out if you don't mind the 'F' word. Tenacious D, SNL, Inuyasha, Family Guy, Simpsons, Chappelle Show, Reno 911... anything that has sarcasm, basically. Dislikes: Avril Lavigne, AFI, Simple Plan... basically anything that's punk (no offense to you punks out there, I just don't like all the people that try to be punk when they don't even know who Green Day is), goths (at least the ones at my school... oh my GAY!), Creed and Nickelback... they're so annoying! The lead singer of Nickelback's voice is so whiney! (If I offended you insome way by putting that stuff up there, don't worry, you'll live. It's just an opinion, anyways. Suck it up. ^_^) Best Movies ever made: Scary Movie 2, Dumb and Dumber, Christmas Vacation, Jackass, all of the Indiana Jones movies, Misery (my favorite romantic comedy... haha), etc. Quotes: I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death. - Jack Handey Sometimes life seems like a dream, especiallen Ien I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. - Jack Handey "Little boys who talk dirty grow up to be democrats." - Stewart on MadTV If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?! - Jack Handey "Stop moping around feeling sorry for yourself! You goth kids just walk around saying that life's all pain; Try living in a third world country you pussy!" - Kyle from South Park (My personal favorite! haha) Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, 'within reason.' When I asked her what she meant by 'within reason,' she said, “You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man.” - Jack Handey (haha, my life story right there...) "Be careful if anyone ever puts you in the sleeper hold, 'cuz when you wake up your anus will really hurt." - The Mad Real World, Chappelle Show "I'm from the streets, BITCH!" - Blackzilla, Chappelle Show The funny thing about driving your car off a cliff, I bet you're still hitting those brakes. - Jack Handey "This isn't trading places n*****, this is real f***ing life!" - Wu Tang Financial, Chappelle Show "Nowadays we all know that money is everything. Green, get the money, dolla dolla bill ya'll." - Wu Tanganciancial, Chappelle Show When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. - Jack Handey When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, ‘Yahoo! We're rich!’ But it turned out to be something different. - Jack Handey "Oh god, you saw them didn't you?! ... You know that tub where you take your little baths? They've done it there, too." - Family Guy "Why are you lying there, Lois? Have you been drinking?" "Peter,what are you talking about? You know I never drink." "Sure, just like how you never dodged the draft?" "Peter, I'm a woman." "Sure you are... now." - Family Guy If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey "That's impossible Ronda! How can ya sleep if you're high on crack, huh? Chinese riddle for ya!" - Tyrone Biggums the crack addict, Chappelle Show I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, 'cuz they don’t know I’m using blanks. - Jack Handey "Shhh, dad's awake." "Don't even bother whispering, I don't a h a hangover." "It's a Christmas miracle!" - The Family Guy "They're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!" - Futurama "As we all know, Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave and feeds on the flesh of the living..." - Peter, The Family Guy Well I hope I gave you a good view of my messed up life and sense of humor... don't forget to read my stories and review them! *C_Dog*

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