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Hungry Thirsty Crazy, Pass/Fail

Astrid-Lemons

My Best Friend's Father, When Duty Calls, Bad Romance

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Breaking the Chain

by RynStar15

Two worlds, two missions, two prophecies, one race against time to defy all odds. NOTE: This is a re-writing, please read A/N.

Talk Dirty To Me

by onecelestialbeing

Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she e ...

Catch and Release

by AndreaLorraine

Out of boredom and spite, Lucius decides to become an animagus. His form isn't what he expects, and neither is the journey that follows the transformation. AU/AR,

How the Mighty have Fallen

by luv1711

A trip to the past leaves all parties shaken; none more so than Hermione AU/AR, N/C,

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I read this in Aug 2014 and it was updated in July 2014 , so I have hope luv will pick it back up. It's a great read; light, short, funny.

Cramps

by EvaBrick

Hermione has a problem and Snape comes to the rescue. Rated PG. Complete

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Purely PG. I would gladly take a few of those bottles, Dark Magic or not.

HP Fandom Cliff Notes

by emilywaters

The most heated passion. The deepest angst. The best cliches. In point form.

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So funny!! (And outrageously accurate).

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Original Sin

by amburnikole

Hermione has left Ron and not quite herself anymore. Lucius is her boss at the ministry and decides to do something about it..Inspired by an Elton John song of the same title

Betrayal

by luv1711

Lucius desires what his son has and Polyjuice potion allows him to indulge. Language,

The Prude

by soldiersgirl0709

Passion vs Propriety in this tale with an interesting twist.

When You Least Expect It

by margaritama

What happens when a woman goads a man who wants to be . . . well . . . goaded? Language,

Stuck By Law COMPLETE

by Talented_Mrs_Lupin

A Marriage Law leads Severus to have to search for a Mrs. Snape... Severus's POV and Hermiones POV. Rated for later chapters.

"...You�re the one who makes my skin crawl whenever we stand in the same room! You�re fucked up Malfoy. And your father couldn�t even teach you anything other than how to fuck up everyone else with you-� Her wand went flying.

Lessons and Obsessions

by LennaNightrunner

For a moment she did not recognize him, for his fringe was in his eyes, but as his lips twisted up into a smirk, her eyes widened with horrified recognition, and conveyed the one shocked word she could not speak: Malfoy?! Language, F,

Second Time Around

by RynStar15

When Hermione realizes her husband has been cheating on her, she only has one person she can turn to to fix her sordid life. Too bad she didn't anticipate how far he was willing to go... Language, !

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

by CryingCinderella

Determined to carry on his brother's legacy, George puts an advertisement in The Prophet to find a male and female test subject for a new line of novelty adult products. The two that show up might just cause him to quit the business.

Breaking the Chain

by RynStar15

Two worlds, two missions, two prophecies, one race against time to defy all odds. NOTE: This is a re-writing, please read A/N.

Once Upon a Potion's Class [Complete]

by MallowCakes

Hermione loves fairy tales. Ron likes Hermione. He decides to give her a enchanted book of Muggle fairy tales. An incident in potion's class sends her and Professor Snape into the book where they will have to follow the stories to escape. Language

Contributory Vows

by LanaMariah

Hermione and Snape are forced into a marriage neither wants. Reponse to WIKTT Marriage Challenge.

Penance

by RynStar15

Hermione disappeared after the Battle, the day Harry and Voldemort died. When Draco tracks her down living as a Muggle, he finds out he�s wading in an ocean of secrets that were never meant to be exposed... Death, Lang,

My Best Friend's Father

by Astrid-Lemons

A marriage law has been reinstated, and things in the wizarding world have gone topsy turvy. Hermione would have never guessed that her ministry appointed husband would be none other than her best friend's father, the notorious Lucius Malfoy.

Accidental Blood Bond

by onecelestialbeing

Two unlikely...or maybe likely people forced together. How will they fare? LumHermione goodness for all, M for later chapters. Slightly non-canon as it were.

My Best Friend's Father

by Astrid-Lemons

The Senior Project

by Lizski

Hermione works with Snape on her Senior Project. A Hermione/Lucius fic. Really. HG/LM, . The duplicate chapters have been removed, and I'm slowly adding new ones.

Breaking the Chain

by RynStar15

Two worlds, two missions, two prophecies, one race against time to defy all odds. NOTE: This is a re-writing, please read A/N.

Bad Romance

by Astrid-Lemons

Can a muggle-born witch and a Death Eater's son make it through together, or will they have to face-off in the end? A story full of action, love, and betrayal.

Penance

by RynStar15

Forbidden

by RynStar15

When Hermione finds Draco off the shore of Ireland, his memory gone, she hides him away, caring for him in secret. But when she needs his help in a mission, she finds her lies crumbling beneath her in a fight between her duty and love. D,

Walls of Jericho

by darnedchild

A Potions accident leaves Snape and Hermione bound by an invisible tether. Answer to WIKTT Bound Challenge.

Contributory Vows

by LanaMariah

Hermione and Snape are forced into a marriage neither wants. Reponse to WIKTT Marriage Challenge.

Seven Preposterous Things

by bloodcultoffreud

An AU story beginning during book 6, bodily fluids, and a contrast of perception and reality AU/AR, Death, Language, F, M,

Once Upon a Potion's Class [Complete]

by MallowCakes

When Duty Calls

by Astrid-Lemons

Three years after the war, Hermione has become one of the most world renowned aurors of her time. What happens when her next 'protection detail' involves the surly ex Potions Master? Romantic Comedy with some lemony freshness later on.,

Lie to me (Original)

by EvaBrick

Hermione asks Snape to teach her how to lie so she can sneak out to brew a rare, death-stopping potion. Language, Rom,

Child of New Beginnings

by triz

Before the fall of Voldemort, Hermione's life had been torn apart by the one person she trusted the most. Time has passed, and it has caught up with her. No longer can she hide from the truth. No longer can she hide from Severus.

How the Mighty have Fallen

by luv1711

A trip to the past leaves all parties shaken; none more so than Hermione AU/AR, N/C,

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