description About
(This is for the things FF.net deems too naughty.)
I'm two pints of bitter and a lahdi away from the looney bin.
I like my porn logical, my vodka straight and my disputes violent.
I am not one of those authors who updates religiously every day. If the Muse strikes, it will happen...but don't hold your breath for anything beyond three times a week. I would much rather provide you with an interesting, proofreaded and thoroughly thought out update than burn out on mindless spam and filler that makes the Queen's English want to take a dive off the Astronomy Tower. I may be a smut peddler. But I have my dignity.
TBC~
Stories in progress:
An Old Cure