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I am the strangest person on this planet, and quite possibly the next, and I'm proud of it! Anyone that wishes to question this shall be flamed to the point where they wish they were in the relatively cool depths of hell. I'm just warning you.
I am Fire Queen and these are my bunch of merry weirdos!!! *points to relatively happy group of slightly deranged people* ... We are currently looking for new members. To join send an email entitled "I want to be strange too!" to: idontgiveafuck@randomcurses.crap
We appreciate your support of our world domination scheme. All those of you who become complete slaves shall receive a free cookie!!!
And remember; When you 'accidentally' kill someone, only bury them under the floorboards AFTER their pulse has stopped. If you do that before they are completely dead they will make annoying screaming noises and complain that they are 'starving' until they are eventually eaten by evil rabbits.
You must then avoid said evil rabbits until their blood lusting state returns to their usual just plain lusting state where they will fuck both all moving and inanimate objects. You must avoid them in this state at all costs ... unless you like that kind of stuff.