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Well hello there. My name is Argyle, and if you found my page, clearly you are either affronted and offended by what I have to say, or dumbfounded by my brilliance and have stopped by to see if I have any other words of life-changing advice for you. Well, I don't at the moment. Most of you peasants will never achieve the sort of sagacity it takes to be a great writer, which is why you are still inflicting your stories on the general populace here at AFF.
And why not? Hey, I do it too. But the difference between you and me, lovelies, is that I will call a sack of potatoes a sack of potatoes, which is why I am using Mr. Argyle to do so. What does that mean, praytell? If I like your writing, I will let you know, but in general, my moments of praise will be few and far between. No offense, but I do not want MY spuds covered with your retaliatory mud-slinging when you take issue at the fact I've just called your precious labor of love a dime store horror special. Sticks and stones, ducky.
And it is perfectly alright to sling your sticks and stones, but as I walk a very fine line between poking a cigarette at something and hurling a trebuchet full of flaming cow parts at same, (also that if you are here, you have no doubt figured out that I am probably quite a mean and altogether difficult to please person) please do realize that I shall gleefully and readily report your flaming cow parts to the AFF staff. Not that they bother me, but heavens, have you ever tried to live with a neighbor who insists on dumping steaming muck in YOUR backyard? No?