Azathoia

Hey there, everyone. My name is Ryan and, for the record, I am a guy that writes stories like a yaoi fan-girl. I'm a yaoi fan-boy and proud, nya~! So I live in New Zealand in a cramped apartment and seventeen cats. I used to have names for all of them but it got confusing so I now call them all Ericsson, then add something about the way they look (Ericsson with white tail, Ericsson with grey stripes, etc. I also live with three room mates who are constantly twisting everything I say into some cheap sex and/or toilet joke, which is ually followed by some variety of laughter that sounds like it;s coming from the back end of a can of tuna. But, to be completely honest, I've spent the last fifteen in a lab on an island in the middle of the pacific. I escaped after an earthquake shook the lab and I awoke with phenomenal powers which I shall use for revenge, to reshape the world in my image, GYAHAHAAA!!!