EMAIL: chickalupe@juno.com

Twenty-something female; Pansexual, Pagan, menial worker with a penchant for slash. Read fanfiction as pretty much my only real hobby. Spend far too much time on the internet.

Started out reading BtVS slash years ago, now in MANY other fandoms, but mostly centered around HP. I love the Harry Potter universe, but tend to ignore the last two books (Most especially that "Epilogue", which shall never be mentioned again!) as I feel that J.K. Rowling lost the plot midway through 'OotP'.

Absolute favorite pairings to read or write are Spike/Xander and Draco/Harry. Obviously have a thing for sarcastic blonde Brits with great cheekbones, paired with hot brunettes with a hero complex! ;)

Also enjoy reading in BtVS: Angel/Xander; Spike/Xander/Angel; Giles/Xander; Oz/Xander; Wes/Xander; Gunn/Wes; Giles/Ethan; Angel/Wes. In HP: Harry/Tom Riddle(Lord Voldemort); Harry/Severus; Harry/Draco/Severus; Harry/Draco/Blaise; Harry/Lucius; Lucius/Draco; Harry/Lucius/Draco; Fred/George; Harry/Fred/George; Sirius/Remus; Harry/Sirius; Harry/Remus; Harry/Sirius/Remus. Possibly more depending on my mood...

Always on the lookout for unusual and WELL WRITTEN new things to read, regardless of fandom. Despise ALMOST all het!fic; but I make exceptions for veeerry well done Trio!Fic. HP/HG/RW is like a guilty pleasure of mine, but only when all three are EQUALLY involved with one another.

HP FANFIC CLICHES I'M SICK OF READING:
First-Person-Narrative Fics; Harry-In-Azkaban Fics; Bad Severitus Fics; Twilight Crossovers; Anime Crossovers; Song Fics; Time Travel Fics; Veela Fics; Marauders Era Fics; Next-Gen!Era-Fics; Second-Wizarding-War!Fics; Non-Con Fics; Bottom!Draco; Bottom!Snape; Top!Harry; Harry-Paired-With-Original-Characters; Girl!Harry; Super-Powerful!Harry; Related-To-Four-Founders!Harry; Merlin-Reincarnated!Harry; Drug-Addict!Harry; Abused!Harry; Emo/Cutter/Suicidal!Harry; Goth!Harry; Goes-On-Shopping-Spree/Gets-A-Makeover!Harry; Has-Identical-Twin-Who-Is-"REAL"-Boy-Who-Lived!Harry.

FANFIC PET PEEVES:
It is spelled "Voldemort", not "Voldermourte" or any variation thereof! It is also "Lucius", not "Luscious." For the record, the "prostate" is the pleasure-inducing male gland, while being "prostrate" means to be lying down. Spellcheck was invented for a reason! ;)

Also, I realize that it's fun to do mean things to Harry. However, I think the canon abuse and neglect that he suffered as a child was more than bad enough without having the Dursleys or the Death Eaters start raping/whipping/flaying Harry alive/shoving bamboo shoots under Harry's fingernails/tarring-and-feathering/drawing-and-quartering Harry... just to make a particular story more "dramatic." For the gods' sake, give poor Harry a break!

THINGS I WANT TO READ:
Some GOOD Tom/Harry AU slash. I've been craving it so much lately. I've read literally everything that is HP/LV or HP/TMR related on 'AFF.net' as well as on 'FF.net' and 'hpfandom.net'. Unfortunately, most of the Harry/Tom available is sadly either poorly written and horribly OOC, or has gratuitous non-con wherein Harry is sadistically tortured by the evil Dark Lord and his Death Eater minions to no advancement towards an actual storyline. I've come across a few good stories out there with wonderful plots which I treasure, but am always looking for more. I constantly trawl for new HP/TMR fics; so should you ever find a good one, feel free to drop me a line! :)